Well, I have no clue. It’s a To Be Continued cop out, and PopePhilly will have to tell you who gets to board the plane to Vegas and meet Wolfgang Puck. Any predictions? Most of us called a Christina/Justin finale long ago, but Dana has been doing well in the challenges lately, while Christina has faltered. Do you think it’ll be one or the other vs. Justin? Or will Gordon go totally rogue and pit the girls against each other, effectively destroying their friendship? And if that happens, will the world end at the prospect of a woman running a professional kitchen, vagina and all?
At least next week we’ll get to see all the assholes who left before, including Royce and his served up can of whoop ass! Ugh, go away. I’d hoped you were gone forever. And Robyn is back, too! Have fun with that crowd, folks. Meanwhile, here’s one last Barbie face for the road:

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I’m sad that our tagteaming of Gordon is almost over.
I will just be angry if Dana ends up in the finale. I don’t know if my ears can handle her anymore.
Am I the only one that thought all the “stonewalling” was a bunch of edited horsepoop? Dana just seems like she would have gotten MUCH more upset if everyone REALLY wasn’t speaking to her. (I mean, no one expects Barbie to speak to her… But Christina…of course.)
I will be peachy-pissed-off if it’s not Justin/Christina in the finale, and I’m HOPING they bring Barbie back for the finale to cook. Whoever gets her in their kitchen is SMART. I think she would work hard for Justin or Christina, and based on her attitude as she left, that just shows me she would have been an awesome boss to work under.
I really think they held on to Dana through the “to be continued” to try and stretch out the drama, but for ME I would have felt much more emotionally invested if the final 3 were Justin/Christina/Barbie. Dana just makes me cringe.
I thought it was funny as hell when Barbie was up to the pass and she started yelling out the orders to the diners instead of to the Brigade. Boy Zorro has been quiet lately, it’s been kinda nice!
I’ll miss Barbie next episode, I would have soooo loved a Christina/barbie Finale.
And Justin is worse than a little girl when he gets punishments. Yes, garbage stinks, go get a mask. Yes, ironing is boring, get over it. He annoys me more than Dana, but she’s the only one who didn’t spot the sabotage, she shouldn’t be in the finale.
Just one episode to go, I’ll miss you guys
I want a Dana/Christina finale. Just because it would force some drama. But, when I saw the crazy crack heads walking off that plane at the end of Mondays episode, I knew Hell’s Kitchen would not let me down and I will get my drama fix on the finale.
Reality Wanted does exit interviews with all the contestants that are posted the day after they are eliminated.
One of the questions they are all asked is, “Where are you cooking now?” Every chef has told where they are cooking now EXCEPT for…
TIFFANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She answered that question saying that she “couldn’t say” where she is working and cooking now. What!!???!!!???????
I guess it is because if you are at a rehab, halfway house, or prison they really don’t want you telling anyone you are cooking to pay your room and board.
^ Maybe she couldn’t say because she isn’t cooking anywhere at the moment.
Who would keep her nasty ass after seeing the stuff she was doing in Hell’s Kitchen? If she could re-use filthy pans and lick the knives for the wellingtons in front of Gordon Ramsay and a whole host of cameras, who knows what she would do in a regular kitchen when no one is watching her?
Or maybe she really is in jail or a halfway house or rehab LOL.
I never saw Barbie getting to the finale, especially after that last service with Clemenza, but I’m bummed that she didn’t at least finish ahead of Dana.
Ahh I hate Dana.
I may have a reason why Dana yells during all of her THs.
If she gets eliminated, her backup plan is to be the next Samuel Jackson beer spokesperson.
@chaos butterfly
Tiffany said she is cooking some place in Vermont. And, she says she has been ther for 3+ years. But, I guess the owner is of the same mindset as you and I… “You can work here, but, don’t tell anyone! Tee hee!!!!”
I guess I’m rooting for Christina now. Out of the other two I really don’t care who makes it. Justin annoys me as much as Dana now.
I am so sad that Dana outlasted Barbie! I would have loved to see Barbie go further. Her classy exit spoke volumes about her. I found out that Barbie’s been through a hell of a lot. She lost her father at 14, taught herself to cook to help out the family and worked banquet serving on the side. She’s a widow – her husband, who had come back from Iraq, was shot and killed in front of their kids. So she has those 2 kids with her husband PLUS his 2 kids from a previous relationship, and she is raising them on the farm with her partner. As I said, she is a class act who has gone through a lot in her life. I would have loved to have seen her get a break… Now I really don’t care who wins (so long as it isn’t Dana).
When they do the “how expensive” challenge, I wish the judges wrote down their prices and then shared them. When the first says “$30″, might the next one think “well I only thought $24 but I don’t want to look like a dick” and says “$28.50″?
Besides, pricing is a bit of a crapshoot. It’s not like there’s some official pricing guide they all follow.
I’m so sad now. I loathe Dana and am not on Team Justin.
Christina is okay but the most consistent chef, to me, is Barbie. And if IRC, Ramsey DID ask them to pick someone to be up for leaving and they pretty clearly all picked Dana. So, either he didn’t ask them, he didn’t care or the final 2 was decided on the first day of shooting.
I’m going with the last guess.
I miss Barbie and her faces!
Leto, may we drink blood wine together, this season is the worst!
Barbie’s faces were some of the best thing on the show this season.