Hell’s Kitchen Recap: New Blood

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By BlueCanary | Wednesday, June 6, 2012 | 2:13 pm | 11 Comments
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BlueCanary is as unorthodox a blend of optimistic and bitter, laid-back and anxious, motivated and straight up lazy tas one is likely to meet outside an unspecified institution. She spent the past decade holding a variety of job titles, including reporter, tech writer, production manager, and administrative assistant (the go-to job in this economy for folks who just HAD to get that English degree). She is currently living under the tiny yet powerful thumb of an awesome, pint-sized little dude, who wets himself and can't form full sentences (read: stay at home mom). Another tyrannical little thumb is gestating in her womb. She is a regular on The Neutral Corner podcast and blogs at www.mamamuzzle.com. 

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    The fat, mean, unattractive, white trash blonde from Vermont (I didn’t even know Vermont had white trash) is another deluded mook who is there to prove that she is “not just another pretty face.” As Gordo would say, fuck me.

  2. 2
    BlueCanary
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    I’m pretty sure white trash can be found wherever there are white people. Vermont is a pale, pale state.

  3. 3
    Bioscotto
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Yay Top Chef: White Trash Edition is back! Let’s all go have a smoke out back and cuss a lot!!

  4. 4
    Laura Gill Laura Gill
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 6:54 pm

    Seriously. Five minutes with these douchebags, and I would have to choke a bitch.

  5. 5
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 7, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    @Laura Gill. Five minutes? You have the patience of a saint. I would have had the baseball bat out in 1-3 minutes. Vile people…

  6. 6
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted June 7, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Yay Hell’s Kitchen recaps! Another absolute favorite. Gordon rules. White-trash-chef-wannabes make it that much better. Here’s to this season’s winner! (Who we all know GR wouldn’t let be a fucking dishwasher let alone head chef at his new restaurant but we all pretend anyway because dammit it makes for some kick ass TV!)

  7. 7
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 7, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Oh BlueC!!! Barbie rises to the occasion of cooking those cocky little scallops??? Phabulously phony!!

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted June 7, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Phabulously phunny! Another victim of the dreaded auto-correct hangs her head in shame.

  9. 9
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted June 7, 2012 at 4:33 pm

    Ack, SSC I feel ya. Auto-correct is either the my savior or the bane (is that how you spell that?) of my existence…depending on the day!

  10. 10
    fancyface
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 11:57 am

    @crankyguy…I just got around to watching this epi & the 1st thing I said when that blonde talked about not being just another pretty face was also an ode to G-dub….”Oh for fucks sake” lol. WTF is up with all the delusions of attractiveness?? BTW, I Loved how the editors zoomed in on her yuck mouth when she said that. Genius!!

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    crankyguy crankyguy
    Posted June 10, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    @fancyface, I guess I should have pointed out to those who haven’t seen that segment, that we are talking about the vision of loveliness that appears in the first photo with the caption, “This bodes well!” What a pretty face, not to mention the smoking body and genteel demeanor.

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