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Hit Me Baby One More Time

By admin | Sunday, June 26, 2005 | 6:05 pm | 10 Comments

Well, Hit Me Baby One More Time is no longer worth putting too much effort into recapping. The names are too obscure and the performances are too boring. But some people may like to know what happened, so we’ll recap it, photo essay style.

Finally! We get some washed-up stars who are fat. Thank you Greg Khin.

The acts were so bad, we often had to cut to audience shots to keep us awake.
If those boobs are a-bouncin’, don’t come a …. what was I talking about again?

Hints that you weren’t meant to be a musician, number 35. “Your best-known song is a soul rendition of another soul song somebody else sung first.”

This is Haddaway, who performed two weeks ago. It has nothing to do with this episode, except I thought I would liven things up by posting a picture of that one dancer’s quite spankable ass. Seriously, I would love to meet her, even if there was a cover charge.

To prove that he is “down” with what’s hip, the lead singer of Glass Tiger debuts his updated look that features two earrings and a suit with tennis shoes. This look hasn’t been seen since, well, every Rod Stewart concert after 1981.

After Howard Jones wowed audiences last week, the producers brought Billy Vera, officially renaming the fourth segment of the show “Old Cancer Patients Playing Piano.”

Hints that you weren’t meant to be a musician, number 1,075. “After your music career is finished, your dream is to become a professional dominoes player.”

Here is another picture of that Haddaway dancer and her round butt. Hmm, maybe I’ll throw these pictures away now.

Thelma Houston sang her hit “Don’t Leave Me This Way” (great song), and covered “Fallin’” by Alicia Keyes. She won because almost twenty percent of the audience was still awake for her second performance.

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1

Red Sox Rule

Posted June 26, 2005 at 6:17 pm

So good to see that Debra Wilson won last Thursday’s competition.
2

tv freak

Posted June 26, 2005 at 6:17 pm

What a great recap! Almost as great as the show itself (don’t worry I like this show so it’s a compliment.) Very funny (I’m not even gonna talk about that first pic of Haddaway.) Thelma was clearly the best. The dominos group stunk out loud. Stick to professional dominos, It’ll get you farther if you have no talent.
3

Red Sox Rule

Posted June 26, 2005 at 6:18 pm

So good to see that Debra Wilson won last Thursday’s competition. And here I thought the highlight of her post-Mad TV career would be appearing in that Sierra Mist commercial.
4

tv freak

Posted June 26, 2005 at 6:19 pm

btw: Debra Wilson? Do you mean Thelma Houston? Irene Cara?
5

Soul Facts

Posted June 26, 2005 at 10:46 pm

Um, “Lean On Me” already was a soul song before Club Nouveau got their hands on it. The quite soulful Bill Withers wrote it and recorded it first. The Club Nouveau version was the Bullsh**, Cheap-Sounding Club Version With A Really Moronic Reggae Bit Added To The Middle For Extra Suck.
6

bacardi

Posted June 27, 2005 at 12:58 pm

I didn’t know Robin Quivers from the Howard Stern show used to be a singer…
7

Papercuts!

Posted June 27, 2005 at 3:51 pm

DON’T THROW THEM AWAY!!!
8

hoark

Posted June 27, 2005 at 4:45 pm

they are scraping the bottom. i was down for wang chung, cameo, irene, and all the others on the first two shows. but this week the name recognition was nil for me. can’t imagine what they’re going to pull out of their tattered 80′s rag of a hat for next week.

it was fun when it started, but they’ve got to end this thing before we’re all walking heads down in deep shame.
9

tv freak

Posted June 27, 2005 at 5:48 pm

I heard Baha Men was supposed to be on but they cancelled.
10

Greg

Posted June 29, 2005 at 11:27 pm

According to the show’s website, the “GRAND FINALE” will feature:

Animotion (“Obsession”)
Juice Newton (“Queen of Hearts”)
Missing Persons (“Words”)
PM Dawn (“Set Adrift on Memory Bliss”)
Shannon (“Let the Music Play”)

No Longer Satisfying the Need In Me

Finally! We get some washed-up stars who are fat. Thank you Greg Khin.

The acts were so bad, we often had to cut to audience shots to keep us awake.
If those boobs are a-bouncin’, don’t come a …. what was I talking about again?

Hints that you weren’t meant to be a musician, number 35. “Your best-known song is a soul rendition of another soul song somebody else sung first.”

This is Haddaway, who performed two weeks ago. It has nothing to do with this episode, except I thought I would liven things up by posting a picture of that one dancer’s quite spankable ass. Seriously, I would love to meet her, even if there was a cover charge.

To prove that he is “down” with what’s hip, the lead singer of Glass Tiger debuts his updated look that features two earrings and a suit with tennis shoes. This look hasn’t been seen since, well, every Rod Stewart concert after 1981.

After Howard Jones wowed audiences last week, the producers brought Billy Vera, officially renaming the fourth segment of the show “Old Cancer Patients Playing Piano.”

Hints that you weren’t meant to be a musician, number 1,075. “After your music career is finished, your dream is to become a professional dominoes player.”

Here is another picture of that Haddaway dancer and her round butt. Hmm, maybe I’ll throw these pictures away now.

Thelma Houston sang her hit “Don’t Leave Me This Way” (great song), and covered “Fallin’” by Alicia Keyes. She won because almost twenty percent of the audience was still awake for her second performance.

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Finally! We get some washed-up stars who are fat. Thank you Greg Khin.

The acts were so bad, we often had to cut to audience shots to keep us awake.If those boobs are a-bouncin’, don’t come a …. what was I talking about again?

Hints that you weren’t meant to be a musician, number 35. “Your best-known song is a soul rendition of another soul song somebody else sung first.”

This is Haddaway, who performed two weeks ago. It has nothing to do with this episode, except I thought I would liven things up by posting a picture of that one dancer’s quite spankable ass. Seriously, I would love to meet her, even if there was a cover charge.

To prove that he is “down” with what’s hip, the lead singer of Glass Tiger debuts his updated look that features two earrings and a suit with tennis shoes. This look hasn’t been seen since, well, every Rod Stewart concert after 1981.

After Howard Jones wowed audiences last week, the producers brought Billy Vera, officially renaming the fourth segment of the show “Old Cancer Patients Playing Piano.”

Hints that you weren’t meant to be a musician, number 1,075. “After your music career is finished, your dream is to become a professional dominoes player.”

Here is another picture of that Haddaway dancer and her round butt. Hmm, maybe I’ll throw these pictures away now.

Thelma Houston sang her hit “Don’t Leave Me This Way” (great song), and covered “Fallin’” by Alicia Keyes. She won because almost twenty percent of the audience was still awake for her second performance.

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If those boobs are a-bouncin’, don’t come a …. what was I talking about again?