Hollywood Exes Minicap: It’s Serial… Killer Fun


By Jane and Blanche | | 7:13 am | 1 Comments

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In this week’s episode…

The single ladies try to put a ring on it. But only find serial killers.

The stress is getting to be too much for Nicole- lots’o lawsuits and now she needs a house with a bowling alley AND a movie theater… the horror!

Drea goes on a blind date with a swirled brother at a bar called “the down low” if you get our drift.

Mayte teaches the ladies to belly dance but they believe the perfect outfit will magically give them rhythm.

Tune in this weekend for our full recap of another riveting episode that no-one is watching.

 

We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

One Comment

  1. 1
    Chips.N.Whips
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    I actually enjoy this show alot. Not too snark-worthy though. You guys should do Mama Drama. It’s a goldmine & yes I’m ashamed to say I frigging LOVE That hot mess: Bad Girls Club with their Moms along. I LOL’d through the first three episodes.

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