Jessica doesn’t want to hear anything about their day because “they’re boring.” Sheree feels that all Jessica’s shots are aimed at her…this shit is about to get real!
They break out the hookah- nothing illegal in it. It allows them to talk to Drea about Percy- she really likes him but no “love” word yet since it’s been less than a month. Drea also retells the story of her wedding day. R Kelly decided they should get married, so they did. She wanted to get a dress but he had already planned it and had everything ready in the next room. Drea reminisces about how romantic it was and the girls oooh and ahhh. Hmmm. See that kind of thing just would NOT fly in our family. We would need our parents there. We would need a pretty dress and a big yummy cake… R Kelly is R Creepy in our book.
The ladies realize Jessica is passed out just as Sheree comes out of the kitchen in a very pissy mood that she had to make the entire meal by herself. She’s not having the great time she had hoped for on this trip.
Mayte is ready to show the lobsters to Jessica as she feels they need to teach her a lesson. Mayte goes on to disclose that she lost her baby due to a partial molar pregnancy, primarily caused (she says) by her vegan lifestyle at the time. Now we are not OB-Gyn’s but all of our extensive Wikipedia research says that veganism does not cause this kind of pregnancy. So end that guilt trip Mayte it wasn’t your fault. Nicole shares that she has heard lobsters scream when they are put in boiling water and it sounds like torture. We are not expert lobster linguists either but ehow.com says that lobsters communicate by urinating. Much like frat boys.
How YOU doin?
Jessica is now awake and appalled that the girls bought live lobsters. She thinks they are picking on her and can’t understand why they would do something so awful after her veal conversation. Well Jessica, maybe they did it because they watched you eat crab? Just sayin. Jessica is arguing for the hierarchy of life, that we need to be more kind and responsible with other living creatures on the planet.
Drea is ready to get real. She says she appreciates the life lesson but doesn’t understand how people can picket restaurants that serve veal but then will abort a baby.
This was a jaw dropping, sit straight up on the couch, shout “holy shit” kind of TV moment. Who had an abortion?! Jessica! Apparently she recently told the girls she had an abortion at some point but asked them never to mention it. Way to not mention it. Drea!! Sheree points out that Jessica called her a hypocrite when Jessica is one too. This pisses Jessica off and she “outs” Sheree for drinking heavier alcohol off camera. This news doesn’t seem near as mind-blowing but it made sense to Jessica. Sheree and Jessica start getting loud and Jessica wants to just walk away but not before accusing Sheree of going too far with the abortion remark. ???? We’re pretty sure Drea said abortion first. It’s not a moment you forget quickly…unless you’re Jessica. Jessica keeps walking away shooting some choice hand gestures as she goes.
You just opened a can of whoop ash!