Hollywood Exes Recap Hookahs in the Desert

Recaps

By Jane and Blanche | Saturday, August 4, 2012 | 2:00 pm | 8 Comments
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Drea and Sheree high-5 each other for being awesome and teaching Jessica a lesson. 

Nicole goes to check on Jessica who says she will never forgive Sheree for bringing up the abortion. She knows Mayte and Drea are her friends but she will never talk to Sheree again. Will someone please play back the tape for Jessica? Drea started the abortion talk, yes, Sheree piled on but let’s be consistent here with the accusations.

It’s time for dinner and Jessica asks if she is invited or will she get beat up. Drea remarks that siblings fight like cats and dogs but it all blows over. OK, so, they might have a civil dinner.

Sheree, “Would you like some food?”

Jessica, “I’m not talking to you.” Ok, maybe not.

Jessica wants to be childish and keep poking at the dog. Sheree has already bit her once, when will she learn?  Drea suggests they all go to church, Sheree says she’ll be at the altar and Jessica says, “You need to be.”

Sheree, “Don’t do that, Jessica, if you want to talk then let’s talk. We’ll go outside and talk. Otherwise don’t do that.”

Jessica tries to play dumb at first but then gives a half-ass apology. Sheree, “If that’s a real apology, then I’ll take it.”

We get the impression that Sheree is really ready to get passed it and move on but Jessica is tired of pretending to have a good time and goes to bed.

Next week, Mayte picks a dog in this fight, so the drama will continue! Whoop- and it only took 7 episodes to finally get juicy!!

That’s it for now, gasmii.  We’d love to hear what you all think but right now we must go communicate with some lobsters. Toodles!

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    Realityfor100Alex Realityfor100Alex
    Posted August 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    Great recap ladies! Who needs enemies when you have friends calling you out for terminating a pregnancy? All I know is Sheree is ready to lead Jessica to the altar NOW in a straight jacket. Finally this show has given us something to look forward to instead of Mayte’s pining for Prince.

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    joyia joyia
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Feel better Jane!

    Wow this show went from zero to 100 fast in the drama department! I wish her abortion hadn’t been exposed like it was but I can understand the frustration with her holier than thou comments about treating living things with dignity while stuffing her face with crab. Sheree can be grating though. Too much with the holy roller stuff. I’m just not buying what she’s selling.

    Great recap. I rarely actually watch the show because I rely on your fantastic recaps :-)

  3. 3
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 5, 2012 at 2:47 pm

    Jane is good; a little dinner and she’s already receiving gentleman callers ;)
    We go back and forth on most of the ladies. Of course up until this week, they were all just mildly annoying. Now! They’re finally getting real!
    In the twitter-verse Sheree admits she should have handled it better. Jessica hasn’t said much so maybe she’s holding a grudge? We’d be pissed too but why at just Sheree? Can’t wait for Wednesday…
    We’re also covering Bachelor Pad so be sure to check us out and keep commenting- its healthy to vent! :)

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    Chenell
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 8:49 am

    The information Mayte was given (I can only assume by a misguided medical professional) that her vegan diet was responsible for what happened during her pregnancy is completely false. I had a successful vegan pregnancy, as have millions of women worldwide. How irresponsible and uninformed whomever perpetuated this ridiculous and cruel myth to a grieving mother must have been.

  5. 5
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 7:45 am

    Mayte has been answering questions about that on Twitter- she says that every body is different and hers reacted poorly to the lack of animal proteins, something she didn’t realize until the pregnancy. She supports her vegan friends as well as her meat eating friends and doesn’t judge. Jessica says she also doesn’t judge but likes to educate her friends, something I’m sure they all appreciate…

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    kloewent
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Just to answer the question from the last recap, the foil on the fingers is to get acrylic nails off. You soak cotton with acetone, then wrap foil around it, 20 or 30 minutes later, they peel off, (actually, they still have to clip them and soak again!) I got talked into getting them, never again!!!

  7. 7
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Yikes! Beauty is pain and all… Who’s watching tonight?

  8. 8
    atlgirl
    Posted August 8, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    Funny recap!

    According to Drea’s twitter, she claims that what she did was okay because she didn’t name any names when she brought up the shmashmortion, Sheree did, which is true, but it’s still awfully passive aggressive if you ask me. If Jessica asked them to keep it private they should have. And if she wants to eat crab cakes, but save roaches and lambs, that’s her business, no it doesn’t make any sense, but who really cares?

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