We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.
We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.
Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)
We love all reality tv and meat products.
We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.
People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .
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@Jane and Blanche I’m so glad you guys are writing about this tstupidnami! I remember 1 time you guest star recapped something. I can’t remember which show it was. But I remember you made me ROFL. Just like the Maya Angelou saying.
Andrea reminds me of what would happen if Maya Rudolph ever did an SNL skit about somebody that got rejected by their high school drama club. In 1973. And never got over it. Or took an acting class.
Thank you! We’re waiting anxiously for some real drama, bitch slapping or something! Too much nice just isn’t healthy and it sure ain’t funny…