Minicap: Hollywood Exes Flawless, Fornication and Fried Chicken

Hollywood Exes

By Jane and Blanche | Thursday, July 19, 2012 | 8:00 am | 0 Comments
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So another week of Hollywood Exes is upon us. Sigh. We really like these ladies. Sigh. It’s hard to be funny when they’re all just so nice. Double sigh.

This week we learn that Nicole is flawless and may very well be the most perfect woman ever created.

Drea has low-class (numbers) and isn’t better than a tomato.

Mayte’s blind date wears a white hoodie while he eats marinara sauce- yes, this was the most dramatic part of the show!

Jessica’s daughter goes to planned parenthood to find a real father. (Have we made our loathing for Jose Canseco clear yet?)

Sheree nearly whoops a waiters ash for offering fried chicken to all of them but Mayte lets her sniff Prince’s shirt and she calms right down.

Join us tomorrow for another installment of As The Yawn Turns.

sigh.

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We grew up on the prairie; Blanche is older and became blind by her teenage years... Jane is the adorable younger sister, known as "half -pint." Ok, so that's not true but we were raised in Texas, so kinda close.

We're all grown up now and are official card-carrying members of the Asshole Social Society, it's kinda like an exclusive country club, but for snarky  people who have no money, and would rather stay home talking to the tv than to other people.

Growing up we fought like crazy but only during the commercials... Now we're sisters that love and respect each other, only on the 8's tho (kinda like the weather channel...)

We love all reality tv and meat products.

We will try to make you laugh but a majority of the time we just make ourselves laugh so you may get a raw deal.

People love us! At least to our face they do, which is proper southern etiquette .

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