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So another week of Hollywood Exes is upon us. Sigh. We really like these ladies. Sigh. It’s hard to be funny when they’re all just so nice. Double sigh.
This week we learn that Nicole is flawless and may very well be the most perfect woman ever created.
Drea has low-class (numbers) and isn’t better than a tomato.
Mayte’s blind date wears a white hoodie while he eats marinara sauce- yes, this was the most dramatic part of the show!
Jessica’s daughter goes to planned parenthood to find a real father. (Have we made our loathing for Jose Canseco clear yet?)
Sheree nearly whoops a waiters ash for offering fried chicken to all of them but Mayte lets her sniff Prince’s shirt and she calms right down.
Join us tomorrow for another installment of As The Yawn Turns.
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