Hollywood Exes:Recap- Back to Boring

Well here we are again

Hellllooooo Gasmii! We are Back! Did you miss us? Sorry it’s taken a few days to get this Recap up, but our father has been in the hospital. Papa Jane and Blanche is home and on the road to recovery, so onward and upward we go!

The show this week begins with Sheree and Nicole having breakfast to catch up. Sheree tells Nicole that the preacher is spending more and more time in LA, and she just doesn’t know how to feel about that. Nicole asks her what if the preacher was to move to LA? Sheree says she’d spend a few days in San Diego then. Sheree explains that in LA she has her own identity, while in San Diego she is just the Preacher’s wife. Excuse us Sheree “just the Preacher’s wife?” If it was good enough for Whitney Houston then it should be good enough for you. Although, Whitney got to hang out with Denzel in that movie so never mind. Sheree doesn’t want to lose her identity as she did when she was married to Will. Hmmm Gasmii, we thinks Sheree  likes the idea of being married without the mess of being married. 

Drea is walking into, where do you think?  ding ding ding! Millenium. She is confused as to why her master classes aren’t popular. Is she doing something wrong? In Chicago, all she would have to do is walk into a room and a thousand people would gather. The director tells her “well, maybe you should have a showcase to introduce you to LA society.” We think LA society is an oxymoron, but we digress. Drea thinks this is a fabuboo idea, and almost skips out the door with excitement.

Mayte and Jessica are meeting to FINALLY discuss the giant elephant that has been in the middle of their relationship. Jessica apologizes, for the 100th time, to Mayte for not being as sensitive as she should have been about what she says. Mayte apologizes for making her feel uncomfortable. Jessica tells Mayte about her miscarriages. Mayte sees Jessica’s side at last and they are back to being friends…yawn.

Can we get plastic glasses?

Nicole is walking into her meeting for her clothing line. Hello? When did Nicole get a clothing line? 10 episodes and nothing about this. Jewelry, check. Modeling, check. Billboard, check. OK, so now she has joined the ranks of EVERY other person in LA. She walks into the meeting (apparently at a semi sweat shopesque venue)  and we meet her partner Jamie. Jamie informs Nicole that they will be going over the final samples for the collection. Nicole will be presenting the line to potential buyers this week and this meeting is uber inportant! As Nicole looks over the samples we can tell she is not impressed or happy, and quite frankly either are we. A shirt is cut wrong, the shorts are uneven, and a  shirt is missing the buttons….. where are the buttons?!!!!  The sweat shop worker informs Nicole and Jamie she removed the buttons because it made it look too “matchy matchy.” 

What chu talkin bout Willis? 

Nicole firmly says “I need to see the buttons!” The sweat shop worker then brings in a model. Well a kind of model because she is only 5’7. Nicole is dumbfounded why they allowed this midget in the door… The clothes look horrible on her! Note to public. If you buy Nicole’s line, you must be 5’10 or taller. The model, sweat shop worker, and Jamie are all told they have a lot of work to do before the show this week.

Jessica and Drea are meeting for drinks so that Drea can tell Jessica all about her showcase, which has now changed into a showcase/benefit. Drea tells her that this show will be to benefit her foundation for domestic violence. Jessica is shocked to learn that Drea was involved in an abusive relationship. Drea tells Jessica that sometimes you have to go back to when you were a child to learn why you go through what you do as an adult. We can relate! It’s like when we were little and we watched the movie Rocky, and now every time we meet a person named Adrian, we always shout  ”Yo Adrian!” Ok so that’s kinda a stretch from her domestic abuse as a child, but whatever you get the point. Jessica tells Drea that domestic abuse is not only physical but verbal as well. She says she once asked Jose “if he could change anything about her, what would he change?’ Now Gasmii, as women, we know the correct answer. Unfortunately, Jose, being the giant ass he has continuously shown us he is, said “your nose.” NICE! We would have punched him in his, but Jessica ran out and got hers done…. sad. Drea feels that she is so close to Jessica at this moment and is so glad they are friends. We guess she forgot what she said about her last week….

I love you…for now.

Mayte is meeting her manager, Gladys, for lunch. Gladys tells her that she was reading a script that would be perfect for Mayte! The role is of a semi-professional dancer. Way to branch out there girl…. It also is half set in Germany. Mayte is stunned! “You know I used to live in Germany, right?” Mayte tells the camera that’s where she met Prince. And funny enough, she went to the same high school that Priscilla Presley went to when she met Elvis. That’s right folks. This high school’s motto apparently  is “screw the grades, just screw the older men!” 

Drea is back at Millenium to audition dancers for her benecase? showefit? Well whatever it’s called she’s there along with Mayte, and Tony. Mayte asks Drea what kind of dancers she is looking for. Drea wants the Fosse base. All that Jazz kind of stuff. For God’s sake NO HAIR! Hair is not choreography! Soooo basically no strippers.

Question 1, have you ever had an abortion? 

Sheree is still trying sell her Whoop Ash to anyone who will listen. She is meeting with Ron Robinson, Inc. He sells to Fred Segal. Sheree is super excited to meet him because if she can get Whoop Ash on Fred Segal’s shelves.. ..Lawd help her. Ron likes the product, but doesn’t like the name. “Older white men just don’t get it.” Ron says maybe we change the name to Sheree Elisabeth. “WOW, this man really knows what he’s talking about.”  Ha Ha  Sheree, way to change your opinion of him in 1.3 seconds.

Ha! you’re wonderful old white man 

Drea is meeting with her entourage to finalize the details of her event. Drea learns the venue is way small. Like closet small. “I went from 20 dancers to 1 dancer?” They need to find her another venue like yesterday. She needs to have this event be a success and so far it’s not. She does not want to go back to Chicago with her tail between her legs. Drea, you’re on a TV show. You’ve won. 

Next we go to the zoo, wait it’s just Mayte’s house. She is running lines with her mom, and doesn’t really want to because her mom isn’t a great actress. UMMM Mayte, pot…kettle…. yeah. 

The day of Nicole’s event is upon us. Nicole walks in to find nobody is there and nothing is done! Where is Jamie, her assistant?! Where are the people who set the event up? Where are the clothes?! Where’s the bar?! Luckily for Nicole her friends show up, and they jump in to help as much as they can. Sheree volunteers to set the bar up. Atta Girl! People are arriving and finally Nicole’s partner arrives. She tells Sheree to put everything she’s just done back in the boxes because she did it wrong. Kudos to Sheree for not kicking that girl’s ass right then and there, but maybe if she had it would have made this episode a little less boring….

Across the room Nicole tells the other girls that they need to get the gift bags done. Did you notice what they were putting in the bags folks? Yep! Whoop ASH!!! Way to cross promote! I guess Fred Segal is a no? Buyers are arriving and the models are just now getting into hair and makeup..Where’s Tim Gunn to keep everyone on track when you need him? The models finally get out on their platforms, and the crowd is liking what they see. A buyer actually wants to set up a meeting so the event is a success. Nicole’s daughter, Bria, shows up and she is GORG! Nicole is really touched that she came and Bria is excited that her mom has a clothing line. 2 words Free Clothes.

Well that’s it for this week Gasmii. What’d you think? Next week is for sure the Season Finale! Jose wants to move in with Jessica again, Drea wants to pack up the prince China ( pls send it to us), and Sheree prays.