Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to the first episode of “Hotel Hell” with *swoon* Gordon Ramsay. After spending the summer season recapping “Hell’s Kitchen,” it’s nice to spend some time with Gordon not yelling. I really like this quiet and intense version of Gordon. He’s still intimidating, just not as loud. Also, Gordon looks very sexy in a sweater.
Well, hello there, handsome!
OK, my horny girly moment is over. Let’s get into the episode. Hopefully this show doesn’t spark any cries of racism (hi, Zorro!).
Gordon is on his way to the Juniper Hill Inn in Widnsor, VT. According to Gordon, Robert Dean II, the inn’s owner, treats the place like his own personal castle. He’s isolated himself from the locals and treats his staff like shit. That’s why Gordon has come in to turn Juniper Hill around.