I Love Money- Too Bad it Doesn’t Love Garth Back!

These poor girls- they tried desperately last week to get rid of Punisher, and he was miraculously saved.  Girls are down their she-male Sassy and are in dire straights.  I have high hopes for this episode- maybe the girls can band together and finally get rid of Garth or Punisher.  My personal preference would be Garth- he truly creeps me out; I can giggle for another episode at Punisher’s need to be shirtless and his lisp.

The day begins and Punisher and Garth discuss their “axis of evil” and what they need to do to keep it safe.  Their evil alliance consists of obviously themselves, Pun and Garth, but also 6 Gauge, Brooklyn, and Brittanya…with Francisco somewhere on the fence.   This leaves Hot Wings, Mindy, and Cornfed in the girl alliance, clearly outnumbered it will definitely be hard for them to change their fate unless one of them can actually pull out a win at a challenge and become Pay Master.  Even then the vote has to put the right people in the box for elimination.

The axis of evil and it’s nut job leaders Pun and Garth, decide that they need to make sure Hot Wings is not Pay Master and that they can vote her off.  Seems easy enough.  Punisher points out that even in Hot Wings becomes Pay Master they can easily vote in the remaining girls in her alliance for elimination.  Garth says, “Damn, you are a mastermind I never even thought of that!!”  I don’t really think that says much for Punisher though, Garth isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed

THESE GUYS DO LOOK A LIKE PUN, GARTH, AND BROOKLYN…

The Money Lovers convene outside to find out what the challenge is going to be… out host CJ (I have never known his name until this moment!!!) tells us that “some of you migh feel nostalgic, and others might feel right at home…”  Okay so they’re either going to have a drinking contest or a bar fight of some kind right?  What the hell kind of clue to the challenge is that?  Mindy sums it up perfectly, “Like many of Craig’s clues, that makes no sense at all.”  And she’s the smartest person there!

They get in their shuttles and head out.  Garth yet again hops out and runs with his sombrero and walking stick.  Who does he belong to?  I mean, someone actually lets him out of the house.  The challenge is the all too familiar “Pole Dance” —  aaah, i should have known!  Several of these girls..and PUNISHER feel right at home on the pole.  Now I get it.

WHO WILL HAVE THE STRONGEST CLENCH ON THE POLE??

Pole Dance has each person hanging on a pole that is dangling over some water and your work is simple- hold on as long as you can.  But here is the best part– THE FIRST PERSON TO FALL OFF WILL BE ELIMINATED IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!   Oh snap!  Girls, you need to wrap your legs around that hard rod like you have never wrapped your legs around anything before. I know this seems easy enough, but I know this is going to prove harder than it seems.  IF the girls can hold out long enough then they can win and actually have a chance at getting Punisher or Garth into the elimination box…unless of course one of them is the first to fall??  I hate to say it but I think the first fall will be between Cornfed and Garth…they seem to be the weakest of the bunch.

So they all get hoisted up onto the poles, Garth takes a moment to wipe the sweat from his face with a pair of underwear that are dangling around the poles, and at some point he manages to put a bra on his head.  They need to get a little yellow bus just for him to cart him around from one challenge to the next.  He and Francisco are both struggling and just when you think Cisco is gonna fall off- Garth bails!!   Ding Dong the freak is dead!  phwew.  I feel cleaner just watching this now.  Francisco goes next and then Punisher…they all fall- every single guy let’s go- WHAT WEAK PANSIES!!!  It ends with a squeeze the pole battle between Mindy and Hot Wings!  Mindy and Hot Wings make a pact for Mindy to drop first and Hot Wings will not eliminate her.

THOSE MONEY BAGS JUST KICKED YOU TO THE CURB!!!

Everyone is just happy that Garth is gone (except Pun of course) I love that Garth tries to claim that all he wanted was to play the game and keep his integrity intact…  Does he even know how he behaves?  looks? talks?  There ain’t no integrity anywhere within that body.  The girls realize that if they can sway Brittanya to their side then they can actually vote 3 guys into the box and finally get rid of Punisher!!!  This is the way it has to happen- Brittanya- use your tiny little brain here and say yes to the girl alliance.

Not to cut things short but I’m fading fast- Brittanya does NOT do as she should so instead of Pun being in the box and getting kicked off- it ends up being Mindy, Cornfed, and Francisco….sigh.  If I were Hot Wings I would definitely get rid of  Francisco.. she can’t go back on her word to Mindy, and Cornfed has been her girl from the beginning.

The Power Outing is a surfing excursion- which is pretty awesome actually.  I am impressed that they all kind of got up and surfed a bit.  They then do the sit down and plead their case…Francisco actually gives some interesting points- mainly that the guys will keep Cornfed around to the end, so keeping him around will keep the target off of Hot Wings back for maybe a little bit mroe.  Makes sense.  And I would just like to point out that Hot Wings looks really pretty without makeup!

As we get back to the house and the elimination Hot Wings holds true to her word and keeps Mindy  Who says- “I do have respect for Hot Wings- she is physically strong and seems to have a certain amount of intelligence- which is not a combination you find everyday.”  Ain’t that the truth girlfriend!!!  Especially on this show!!!  I would love it if she wins.  And in a big surprise she keeps Francisco and sends poor little Cornfed home.  Maybe she can take some makeup lessons when she gets home- what’s up with the terrible eye shadow??

THIS BOOK IS ON HOT WINGS NIGHT STAND… BECAUSE SHE CAN READ TOO.

Sorry for the quick send off!  I should be back to myself next week!  Til then… keep lovin’ money, even if it doesn’t love you back!!