I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here: Now With More Name Dropping

I’m back! The demons at Best Buy have been defeated and my computer is fixed. We’re on Day 18 of the celebrities supposedly being in the jungle. I’ve missed Lou, Janice and Sanjaya. But I’ve missed the summer’s sexiest couple most of all.

The episode starts with a recap of the previous episode’s highlights. Shocking. The celebrities are stressed because they do not know where they stand in the voting. The hosts told them that Patti’s not in the bottom two and informed Janice that she’s not in the top two. Stephen Baldwin thought that Patti woud be in the bottom two and finds it unsettling that she’s still there. Patti is actually the smartest pseudo-celebrity there. She modeled herself after a beloved cultural icon in order to convince America that she’s non-threatening.

The hosts announce that the celebrities will be playing individually instead of in male and female teams. Some of the cast members are happy.

Some aren’t so excited.

Lou immediately rips off his shirt to ease Sanjaya’s fears.

The celebrities all get new green shirts to go with their new solo status. Hooray! Janice is even bitchier than usual because she’s mad that she’s not in the top two. She starts bossing Holly around and telling her to do the dishes. Holly decides to have a one on one with Janice and tells her that she hurt her feelings by being so bossy. Janice apologizes to Holly in person but during her interview she mocks Holly and indicates that she’s a big baby. I thought her apology was a turning point but after all of that Janice officially has no redeeming qualities.

John announces that the next challenge will involve mud wrestling. Torrie, a former pro wrestler, believes that she will win this and I hope she does because she deserves to win at least one challenge. She’s so confident that she takes time to dress up her comptition.

Stephen Balwin was too busy taking a dump and missed out on picking out a wrestling costume. He fashioned his own out of spandex shorts and a cape and it instantly transforms him. Unfortunately he is transformed into an annoying person who adopts an obnoxious accent and is dressed hideously. Hmmmm, he’s starting to remind me of someone….

It turns out that the cast won’t have to wrestle; the challenge is to find 1 out of 3 stars in the muddy water while being molested by a crocodile. Whoever wins will get pizza. Th cast jumps into the water and Janice, of course, is the first one to quit. Sanjaya finds the first star, Patti gets the second and Lou finds the third.

Before the winners get to eat their pizza, the hosts do the first elimintaion. Sanjaya is up first and he’s safe. Next is Torrie, she’s safe. The next person called is Holly and she’s-going home. Janice exclaims that she thought she would be going home and makes a big production of how upset she is over Holly’s departure. This is the same woman who just mocked Holly after apologizing to her face to face. The hosts leave for a break and they will announce the next person going home once they return. Meanwhile, we are treated to a montage of each celebrities charity.

I’m raising money for my commissary. I don’t wanna be Bertha’s bitch.

Charity? I thought this was the audition for Lost Boys III: The Other Corey’s Revenge