Newsgasm: Hannah vs. Croc Hunter for Halloween

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By Tabloid Baby | Monday, October 30, 2006 | 7:45 am | 10 Comments

hannahmontana.jpgThanks to a little help offered on the Disney Channel website, the Hannah Montana look promises to be the costume of choice among young girls (and some grown men in major cities) this Halloween. The 10 easy steps include dark jeans, flat boots, a red, purple green or white top, a glittery (“or even leather”) jacket, sparkly scarf, bangles and bracelets, sunglasses, rock star headset, and a pen for when people ask for autographs.

The most important is saved for last: “The wig is key to the look. Wear a long blonde wig with bangs.”

The Disney people say they’ve posted the guide because of all the requests from fans who want to dress up like 13-year-old Miley Cyrus, daughter of country rock star Billy Ray.

Meanwhile, in an appetite-spoiler after the jump, Bill Maher demonstrates that he’s still politically incorrect, if a few days behind South Park when it comes to the hip bad taste department, as he takes a stab at the most outrageous costume at a big time Hollywood celebrity Halloween party.

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–Tabloid Baby

10 Comments

  1. 1
    MrsC
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 8:32 am

    Wow Bill Maher has surpassed himself with an all time low. Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike him any more…

  2. 2
    Memememe
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 10:52 am

    Bill Maher is so lame.

  3. 3
    Ubiquitous
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 12:36 pm

    Bill Maher is such a tosser.

    Who the hell is Hannah Montana?

  4. 4
    I can't believe I post
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 2:29 pm

    Good grief Bill Maher is even more of a douche bag than I ever thought.

  5. 5
    Double L
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 3:18 pm

    Is it sad that I actually know who Hannah Montana is and actually got the joke?

  6. 6
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    Double L – You know what’s worse? I happen to know that you also need long, brown lowlights in that blonde wig to pull off the entire look!

  7. 7
    Soriner
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    In case you needed any more confirmation, I can let you know that Maher is a notorious asshat. Whenever he goes out to eat, he treats the service like absolute shit.

  8. 8
    fignuts
    Posted October 30, 2006 at 4:58 pm

    Wow! Andy Dick got faaaaaat……

  9. 9
    Alevator
    Posted October 31, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    Politically incorrect or not, the Croc Hunter totally had it coming. You can’t deny that.

  10. 10
    Ubiquitous
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 4:01 am

    True, but getting your Halloween costume idea from South Park is lame.

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