Basketball Wives Mini Cap: Rolling on a Meeka


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MessyMeeka messed with the wrong bitch y’all. You see, Ike and Tina or as they are called on the show, RealWorldTami and Evelyn have decided to bury the hatchet so that they can now bury MessyMeeka. Here is the thing, RealWorldTami did warn MessyMeeka to be upfront with your intentions. I remember her being very clear about that. And she also was very clear about her relationship with the other women. Remember when she told MessyMeeka that she and Evelyn had an Ike and Tina thing? She was pretty clear that their relationship always changes. So, MessyMeeka is now in for it.

On this episode, MessyMeeka tries to stay in with the cool kids by setting Jennifer up on a date. Only, she sets her up with a guy named Eric!  Anyway, that is all kinds of awkward. Evelyn decides to try to convince her daughter to go to school in New York so they tour New School (which makes no sense because presumably, she has already been accepted to the college of her choice).

Evelyn also lets us know that it’s not her fault that she is a ho. It’s her fathers, so she makes him get on his knees and apologize for not keeping her off…well you know where I was going with that.

RealWorldTami almost has some drama with her kids over their signing with someone else as their manager. Which is stupid, because they are minors and couldn’t legally sign a contract without her consent anyway. But, we will just close our eyes to that part of the story.

Then, she decides to call a truce with Evelyn. Since Evelyn  already laid out money for those shitty t-shirts, RealWorldTami will forgive her as long as she doesn’t have anymore made. Which, come on now? That bitch can’t even get rid of the ones collecting dust in her store. This is all so that RealWorldTami can team up with Evelyn to push MessyMeeka on her ass. How Royce is going to fit into this is anybody’s guess.

RealWorldTami is reality TV gold! Or, this show is so boring that she has become awesome by comparison.

Anyway, I know I still owe you guys a recap of the last episode, it will be up soon and so will a full recap of this one.

In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves. How do you think MessyMeeka is going to take Ike and Tina’s reunion?

PlathAddict

If there were ever a situation where in which I had to choose between cheese and chocolate, cheese would win hands down. I spend my days writing blog posts for the multi-housing industry and my nights harshly judging people who appear on reality shows. If there is the odd weekend in which I am not working, or feeling smugly satisfied about my lack of my own reality show, I will build a blog for my friends. Then, I will spend the rest of my weekend conning other friends, family members, and general acquaintances to donate their talents to help out. I am shameless in my love of free stuff, blue humor, and great or even terrible fiction. I tell my friends that I watch reality shows to feel better about myself. In actuality, I watch them because I am vastly entertained by the things people will do to be famous. When Flipit asked me to join the TVGasm family, I was honored. When he said that I would be paid in Cheetos and M&M's, I was totally in.

7 Comments

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    2Hyper
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Tami is realityTVgold. I have long since traded in my black card and stop watching the BET Awards years ago but this year my Facebook page was blowing up over this skit that Tami did for the show basically playing a caricature of herself. It was quite hilarious and she is the only one of these heifers that I think have actually acting skills.

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    kdognatl
    Posted June 29, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    “RealWorldTami is reality TV gold!” Then you have to watch these skits Plath. They are short and hilarious. Look at Kevin Hart’s shirt in the confessionals. Can’t wait for the recap.

    http://necolebitchie.com/2011/06/27/bets-awards-11-real-husbands-of-hollywood/

  3. 3
    Posted June 30, 2011 at 5:58 am

    OMG! I would TOTALLY watch The Real Househusbands of Hollywood! Kevin Hart is killing me. And Tami REALLY Is Reality TV GOLD! I think I just fell a little more in love with her!

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 1, 2011 at 5:49 am

    Chad and Evelyn siting here in Atlanta, so maybe they are still together.

  5. 5
    Posted July 2, 2011 at 2:29 pm

    Didn’t anyone else find it funny when Meeka tries to hook Jenn up with a model and Jenn confessionals that “Meeka doesn’t know my type.” All I kept thinking was what’s Jenn’s type: ugly ogres?

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 2, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Hahahahahahaaaa! Ugly Ogres!

  7. 7
    APRIL
    Posted July 22, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    it’s funny how weak mofo’s run they mouth and get their ass whooped and then wanna sue… STFU then!!!

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