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By B-Side | Friday, March 17, 2006 | 1:07 pm | 19 Comments
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Our worst nightmares have come true. The Pussycat Dolls are looking to break into TV with their very own reality show. And it gets worse: the executive producer will be Charlie’s Angels director and TVgasm neighbor, McG. Yes, it’s the union of two horrendous forces, surely signifying the start of the apocalypse. I have to admit that I’d probably tune in just to ogle at redheaded doll Carmit’s scary, tranny Joker face.

Nevertheless, the show couldn’t be much worse than Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, but then again, if it’s anything close to as annoying as Carmit’s blog, chances are we could be in for one of the worst TV series of all time. Note the flagrant abuse of caps lock:

WOW THIS YEAR HAS GOT US BACK ON THE FAST TRACK AGAIN! ALREADY!!! DID Y’ALL SEE TRL??? IT WAS SO FUN. THEY INVITED US TO DO STICKWITCHU ON VALENTINES DAY…..AWWWWW THEN WE DID A SURPRISE PERFORMANCE OF BUTTONS(WHICH WILL BE OUR 4TH SINGLE!) NEWAYZ, IT WAS GREAT! ALTHOUGH WHEN WE GOT TO NY THERE WAS A BLIZZARD AND IT WAS FREEZING! YEEEEEESH
RIGHT NOW WE’RE SITTING AT THE AIRPORT WAITING FOR OUR DELAYED FLIGHT TO VEGAS TO SHOOT THE VIEW WITH AVANT. HE REALLY DID HIS THING ON THE REMIX! HE’S SO COOL- K GOTTA BOARD NOW! CATCH YA
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAAAAH! LOVE,FOXY

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Court_Love
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 1:10 pm

    my my B-side you’ve been awfully busy today…

    shouldnt you be out pounding beers like I am gonna do in about 20 minutes?

  2. 2
    AvaMarie
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Court_Love, that’s what I said to another one of his posts. Thank God for B-Side, because this has been one of my slowest days at work ever!

    I know all the ladies get hot over EdHill, but is B-Side single? Gotta love a guy who makes work less painful for me.

  3. 3
    Court_Love
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    I can’t get through work without B-side.

    B-side, you’ve got two ladies who are ready to take you home and meet mom, whaddya say?

  4. 4
    AvaMarie
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 1:42 pm

    Meet Mom, throw back some pints of Guinness….

    Sounds great to me!

  5. 5
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    You know, B-Side, we are gonna get used to all these posts and then I am going to go through some serious withdrawal when they diminish. Keep ‘em coming! My work day just isn’t the same without all the news that I can use.

    Hey! It’s 5:00 here. Gotta go have a pint o’ the green. Later!

  6. 6
    KatiesHole
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    Which one of these skanks is Nicole Sherzinger? She was chosen on Popstars (a WB reality ‘get in a girl group’ competition show) to be in the group ‘edens crush’. Had one single, and then bombed after.

    KH

  7. 7
    USNRNPage
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 2:31 pm

    Better yet, Which one is Jonathon Anton’s sister? The trainwreck who came up with this horrible group?
    Makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

  8. 8
    stacyrocks
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    Carmit has got to be the homeliest thing to be included in any girl group, in the history of girl groups. She has got to have some sickness or been handled by an untrained plastic surgeon at some point in her life.

    -KatiesHole;

    Nicole Somethingsomethin-ger is 3rd from the right hand side, black lace.

    -USNRNPage;

    Jonathan Anton’s sister isn’t in the group, she’s the ‘owner’ of them. She’s the one that started the Pussycat Dolls shows or events in Vegas or whatever. And I guess, inspired this travesty.

    …So much useless knowledge taking space in my brain.

  9. 9
    B-Side
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    Nicole is the one that’s third from the right. Jonathan Antin’s sister is the one in the middle — a.k.a. the old one that looks disturbingly like Jonathan Antin.

  10. 10
    stacyrocks
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    Robin Anton might be in the middle though. I think it’s her but she is not in the group.

  11. 11
    jash
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 3:34 pm

    robin is the black girl?

    so confused.

  12. 12
    DDE
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 4:46 pm

    Hate their music, hate the idea of them and a reality show. Will people stop giving away shows….didn’t we learn with Chaotic?????

  13. 13
    BigTeebo
    Posted March 17, 2006 at 8:47 pm

    Ah the Pussycat Dolls, a burlesque show that went out of control.

  14. 14
    jelodi97
    Posted March 18, 2006 at 4:42 am

    All you male TVgasm readers: is this what men really find attractive nowadays? I’m not totally square, but I just don’t understand how these women represent anything close to cute-pretty-hot-etc. They all look like tranny hookers.

    ugh.

  15. 15
    plexitoes
    Posted March 18, 2006 at 12:39 pm

    Okay someone please help me verify this…

    First:
    Have you heard the disasterous song “Beep” from the pussycat dolls?

    Second:
    Does anyone remember that great movie “The Last Dragon”? From mid 80′s I think. Anyway, the character Leroy does some martial arts for a music video in the movie.(I think)

    Now I haven’t seen this old classic in years…but when I heard the new pussycat dolls song, it seemed to me they ripped off the “ha ha ha ha” sounds from that scene.

    Am I imagining this? Does anyone else remember? Maybe I’m just crazy (Sho’nuff!!)

  16. 16
    KatiesHole
    Posted March 18, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    I remember Nicole Slutzinger being white? The girl 3rd from the right looks black to me? Did she get racial change surgery?

    I thought she was the trash in the middle? No matter, they suck.

    KH

  17. 17
    StarrFish
    Posted March 18, 2006 at 2:40 pm

    Katie-
    Nicole was never “just” white. She claimed to he some Hawaiian/latina/ white mix. She always had a semi-brownish complexion. Soooo if it is her… maybe she hit a little too hard on the tanning bed?

    Robin Antin is the chick smack dab in the middle. The “mother hen” haha.

    Also…There is a diffenece between the PCD burlesque show, and the PCD singing group. I think the chicks pictured in the photo (some of ‘em anyway) are the Vegas girls, NOT the girls in the singing group. These chick look old. Pull up Google images of the singing group and they don’t look like theese chicks. Very confusing, yes.

  18. 18
    stacyrocks
    Posted March 18, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    I am so fucking bored at work right now. I’m about to cry.

    And those girls up there are the girls from the music group. The link for their website shows the same girls up there and gives their names. Except for Robin Antin in the middle up there cuz she ain’t in the group.

    I can’t believe I’m leaving a 3rd comment in a Pussyfuckingcat Dolls post. That is how wretched my day at work is right now. 1 hour left!!

  19. 19
    Leah3t
    Posted March 18, 2006 at 5:30 pm

    I dont understand the pussycat dolls. They couldn’t put together a troupe of all good looking people? that one lead singer is pretty close to flawless. The rest of them look just awful. There have got to be better looking girl out with the marginal singing and dance talent it takes to be a pussycat.

    plexitoes- totally remember that awesome movie. dont remember the ha ha but props to you for remind me of a cinematic classic.

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