Mel Pattern Baldness

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By madeyoulaugh | | 11:59 am | 7 Comments

mgibson.jpgAt TVgasm, we get all sorts of media alerts and press releases in our emails. Not all of them are relevant to what it is we do, and some are just plain silly. Often times people craft random yet clever ways to weave a plug for their business into headline news. This is one such email. It came across my desk this morning, and while normally it wouldn’t make the pages of TVgasm.com something about it had to be shared. Read the full press release after the jump.

HAIR EXPERT WEIGHS IN ON MEL GIBSON’S OUTBURST

Mel Gibson --he's handsome, successful and according to hair loss expert Leo Benjamin, Jr., the actor's recent verbal outburst is "typical of a male client who is starting to lose his hair."

According to Benjamin, Gibson's in denial about his hair loss. "He's angry at the world. He feels cheated and looks older than he really is. Mel looks in the mirror and it's not the same person he is use to seeing.We see this all the time."

Leo Benjamin, Jr. is the owner Adrian's Hair Center, one of the most well know and successful hair restoration centers in South Florida for both men and women. Adrian's Hair Center offers non-surgical hair replacement options for men and women experiencing hair loss.

And on that note, I am late for my meeting where today we will be discussing how and where to start the next war.

7 Comments

  1. 1
    Lyndsay
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    Wow.

  2. 2
    k37744
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    two go in, one comes out, raggety man.

  3. 3
    boomersmommy
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    I guess this explains why my ex started going nuts when he started losing HIS hair. Good to know.

  4. 4
    EdHill
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 1:08 pm

    “And on that note, I am late for my meeting where today we will be discussing how and where to start the next war.”

    A-HA! So you admit it!

  5. 5
    Madeyoulaugh
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    Edhill,

    What do you mean?

    Sincerely,

    Madeyoulaughowitz

  6. 6
    RealityMonkey
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 2:10 pm

    God’s Chosen People- the original Lethal Weapon!

  7. 7
    EdHill
    Posted August 1, 2006 at 2:16 pm

    OH yeah,

    Re: Iraq.

    Thanks a lot, Jews!

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