Newsgasm: Back That Ass Up Edition

Industry

By m_ruv | Wednesday, November 16, 2005 | 9:00 am | 3 Comments

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  • Jennifer Lopez, or whatever she’s called these days, is reportedly entering the reality TV arena with an as-yet-untitled series on MTV. The show will follow aspiring dancers in LA as they work 18 hours a day to perfect the over-the-shoulder butt pose. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Sharon Stone has settled a lawsuit she filed against a plastic surgeon who claimed he gave her a facelift in the past. In a blistering rebuttal, she asserted, “I am far too classy for cosmetic surgery, as evidenced by my penchant for flashing my cooter onscreen.” [CNN]
  • And in damage control news, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart producer Mark Burnett insists that the show was never intended to run for more than one season. Rather, it was “more of a marketing and publicity tool [aimed at those who prefer boring, tensionless boardrooms featuring creepy guys with soggy cigars].” [Reality Blurred]

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    British
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 10:43 am

    Let’s not forget the real reality news here: Lisa Loeb will have her own reality show on E. She’s as cute as a button, and has that take-home-to-mom quality. Forget J.Lo.

  2. 2
    james woods rules
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    Lisa Loeb is overrated and boring. So is J-Lo. The both suck.

  3. 3
    jash
    Posted November 16, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    well neither sucks as bad as laguna beachTM

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