Newsgasm: Can’t We All Just Get Along Edition

13 Comments

1. 1
   Leah3t
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 10:46 am

   This poor baby. If the rumors are true this injury was left untreated for a week! You people are rich- why couldn’t you have had him seen right away just to be sure?!

   When I first saw the title “Gyllenhall to wed” this morning, I was all excited that Jake had taken up my proposal at last. No dice.

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   stacyrocks
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:03 am

   God damn it. Bitch goes to the hospital over a cold or stomach cramps but she can’t take the baby there after he falls out of his high chair?!?! I’m disgusted.

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   zevonia
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:21 am

   Don’t celebrities just make the best parents ever? Especially white trash and scientologists. Hail Xenu!
   And Hatch needs to be kept seperate from the other inmates ’cause you know there’s a shank in his future. Not the most popular of “celebrialities”

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   JasonR
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 11:32 am

   Sarsgaard and Gyllenhaal . . . no one get these two an “a” for a wedding gift, they’ve got plenty of ‘em already.

5. 5
   pupkick
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 12:30 pm

   Maggie Gyllenhaal is pretty hot. Unlike Brit-he.

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   zoobabe
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 12:38 pm

   The report that I read on EOnline said that baby tater tot was in the care of his nanny when he fell from his highchair. Britney and Kev were in Dallas at the time. The baby was taken to the hospital, but the nature of the injury warranted a report to CPS anyways, and a mandatory visit to their home.

   I missed Paula on the Tonight Show, but I wanted to see what she said about her problem speaking clearly.

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   jeff
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 12:39 pm

   I guess Hatch has discovered that there are negatives to being known as a practicing homosexual when you are in prison…

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   wandernview
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 1:54 pm

   Paula slurring words? Next someone will report water is wet.

   Shawshank 2: The Hatch Years.

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   stacyrocks
   Posted April 12, 2006 at 3:47 pm

   Thanks zoobabe (#6). I finally went and read what happened to baby Sean. Oh and thanks JerseyGirl (#9) for trying to report! Haha

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    southernbelle
    Posted April 12, 2006 at 9:52 pm

    True, Autism isn’t quite mono-esque. But what I have learned from working with children with theory of mind disorders is that it is possible to maintain and improve. Granted, every child is different; but it breaks my heart that a parent would allow this to go untreated for any reason at all. Aside from research, I also have a nephew who was diagnosed a few years ago. He has done amazingly well with his treatment program and continues to improve. Hopefully the Travoltas will come to their senses and get the child the attention he needs.

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    dojean
    Posted April 13, 2006 at 8:38 am

    Re: #9 – Linsey/Jessica fight. Why does it look like Jessica Simpson has had an eye(brow) lift? She’s all of how old??
    Also – the Travoltas – what a sad story. I call them the Latter Day Moonies.

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    dojean
    Posted April 13, 2006 at 8:39 am

    Make that Lindsay.

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    KatiesHole
    Posted April 13, 2006 at 4:20 pm

    I love Lindsay Lohan out of control stories. I can’t stand those Simpson bitches, so I hope its true.

    KH