Newsgasm: Bitches Bitches Bitches Edition

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By m_ruv | Wednesday, June 28, 2006 | 12:31 pm | 15 Comments

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  • So you’re Britney Spears. You’re a little bit “country.” You just had a disastrous interview on national TV. How to cope? Sling your melons all over the cover of Bazaar, clearly. [Gawker]
  • Speaking of bitches, by now they could probably populate a small nation with all the maids Naomi Campbell has smacked up. [AP]
  • Speaking further of bitches, Eddie, the Jack Russell terrier from Frasier, has died at 16. Awww. [E! online]
  • In an mildly amusing E! online poll, the “You don’t get to call me a whore” spat from Grey’s Anatomy was voted this year’s Best Fight on TV. Primarily due to Ellen Pompeo‘s viral-video “PICK ME, CHOOSE ME” campaign. [E! online]
  • Pictures from the Jolie-Pitt baby shower have been stolen and leaked to the press. Clearly the culprit is Zahara, as part of her guerrilla offensive to undermine the market value of her untrustworthy new sibling. [E! online]
  • And finally, what a difference a day makes. After Star Jones‘s puppies-ponies-and-BFFs announcement yesterday that she’s leaving The View, the situation has deteriorated considerably, to say the least. Star’s big on-air surprise—the rest of the cast wasn’t expecting it til tomorrow—royally pissed off Barbara Walters, who RAILED into Star on this morning’s show and announced—tastefully and in soft focus, of course—that Star will not be coming back, EVER. See Clipgasm below. [AP]

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15 Comments

  1. 1
    Leah3t
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Can someone come airbrush all my busted pictures that thin and glowing? please? Brit, we saw you one week ago. You dont look like that.

  2. 2
    antebellum
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    Has anyone EVER had the PWILF fetish? (Pregnant Woman…) It wasn’t sexy when Demi Moore did it and it’s not sexy now.

  3. 3
    goodAg
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 1:34 pm

    Just looking at that curvature in her spine makes my lower back hurt. Ouch!

  4. 4
    stacyrocks
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 2:09 pm

    LOL! Can you say “Airbrush to the MAX”? They did a great job fixing her up but wtf is she doing on Bazaar’s cover?! Don’t tell me we’re supposed to rock busted clown makeup, see through lavender tops and raggedy denim minis this season.

  5. 5
    joeypotter
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    Airbrush? Maybe even some liberal use of Photoshop as well. Poor Brit. She just doesn’t know when to shut up or cover up.

  6. 6
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    I wouldn’t have known that was Brandine had you told me.

  7. 7
    anniedawg25
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    maybe it’s just me but I think Britney looks great in those pics! yeah they are airbrushed all to hell but it’s a VAST improvement from her appearance in her interview a few weeks ago. Maybe this is what she needs to finally boost her image ….that, and dump her baby daddy K-Fed!

  8. 8
    anniedawg25
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 3:28 pm

    oh yeah..one more comment! I was glad to see the verbal bitch slap from ABC to Star Jones! I wonder who will replace her….or do you think ABC will end up dumping the view all together?

  9. 9
    KatiesHole
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 4:37 pm

    That statue the artist did a while back of the hillbilly skank giving birth on her knees, wasn’t so far off, was it?

    KH

  10. 10
    wandernview
    Posted June 28, 2006 at 6:27 pm

    Isn’t that for Bizarre and not Bazaar?

  11. 11
    chick110
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 6:32 am

    So, where do YOU think Britney is going to keep her commemorative blow-up pic of her glowingness? My vote is for over the crib. Either that or next to the big screen TV.

  12. 12
    msCCRN
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 7:11 am

    chick110, I vote for on the outhouse door.

  13. 13
    mandymax
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 8:10 am

    Yep, this is EXACTLY what I would do right after crying on national TV that I want to be left alone.

    This girl just doesn’t think.

  14. 14
    babeblue
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 10:07 am

    anniedawg25,

    she looks waaaay better than she did on the interview. kind of makes you wish she would have just skipped that hot mess and went with this instead. BUT – NO MORE COMPLAINING(!!!!) that you want the press to leave you alone when you’re damn near nekkid on every newsstand in America.

  15. 15
    watchintv
    Posted June 29, 2006 at 7:18 pm

    I read on another gossip site that the NBC crew who filmed Brit for the Dateline interview was so shocked at how disheveled her appearance was that they thought they had come on the wrong day.

    Guess her publicist told her to get even more media overexposure to try and do some damage control. Blech.

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