Newsgasm: Curious George Edition

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By m_ruv | | 5:01 am | 13 Comments

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  • Once again George Michael has had a wee bit of a traffic incident—this time falling asleep at the wheel at a London traffic light, weaving around, crashing into some things, and then speeding off. Women drivers… [News of the World]
  • A recent autograph enthusiasts’ poll voted Johnny Depp the best celebrity autographer and Cameron Diaz the worst. Go easy on her, she probably just never learned to write. [AP]
  • World’s classiest couple Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are awaiting a verdict from a court psychologist before deciding whether to lift Ms. Richards’s restraining order. In the meantime, Mr. Sheen will be busy consulting five-figure hookers for a “second opinion.” [AP]
  • And as a HILARIOUS prank on his reality show Juiced, O.J. Simpson pretended to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco on a used car lot, boasting that the car had been a great getaway vehicle for him. Next week he’ll visit a vintage clothing store to pawn off “this great pair of gloves [he] used once.” [AP]

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13 Comments

  1. 1
    dredge
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:19 am

    let’s see, wasted AND wearing headphones while driving..George Michael is a mess. if we could just hook him up with Ace, everything would be alright.

  2. 2
    MTV4ME
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:24 am

    I read The Smoking Gun archives on the Sheen/Richards fiasco. Not sure if anyting on that website is valid, but WOW….quite entertaining.

  3. 3
    copygodd
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:26 am

    loves me some old school oj snark.

  4. 4
    alienlips
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:37 am

    Oh George…And he was once so hot…Next time wake him up, before he go go’s!!!

  5. 5
    Leah3t
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 9:40 am

    sleeping while driving?! doens’t george take to heart ANY of the lessons on Grey’s anatomy? I hope he at least is following the “dont wear pantyhose without underwear?” admonition.

  6. 6
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 10:24 am

    Juiced:
    Orenthal James working the shoe department selling Manolo Blahniks…

    hb

    morning d

  7. 7
    dredge
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 11:38 am

    mornin’ hb

  8. 8
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 12:24 pm

    why can’t you wear pantyhose with underwear? don’t they have a cotton lining??

    gosh, I had no idea Grey’s A was so chock-full of community service advice.

  9. 9
    Donna Martin Graduates!
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 12:26 pm

    I meant *no* undies

  10. 10
    gamera87
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 12:46 pm

    Bi-curious George

  11. 11
    Leah3t
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 3:15 pm

    well donna, according to the dying mom, (aka aunt on rosanne) it is bad for your cooter’s health. and if you see it on gray’s, it’s so!

  12. 12
    zoobabe
    Posted May 15, 2006 at 3:25 pm

    I find it hard to believe that OJ can get laid anymore, considering his uselessness to the planet. There’s always some dumb chick out there that will put out for a “superstar” I guess.

    Seriously- what was he thinking?

  13. 13
    Ubiquitous
    Posted May 16, 2006 at 7:24 am

    ~DON’T Wake me up, before you go-go…

    Oh that O.J.! He has such a killer sense of humor…

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