Newsgasm: Dirty Dancing

Industry

By B-Side | Friday, August 19, 2005 | 2:57 pm | 7 Comments

  • John O’Hurley and Kelly Monaco will be having a grudge-match dance-off next month to finally set the record straight as to who truly deserves a chintzy trophy. I really wish I could mock this, but I know I’ll be tuning in. Very sad. [AP]
  • The new cast of America’s Next Top Model has been revealed. With any luck, maybe they’ll actually look like models this season. [UPN]
  • The Guiding Light returned to production today after a mercury scare brought the soap to a halt. Apparently it was CBS’s really passive-aggressive way of trying to cancel the show. [AP]
  • CBS News has been seeking input from interns to revamp its format. I’m pretty sure this is how we wound up with Current TV. [AP]
  • And since we can never get enough CBS, the network won last night in the ratings, thanks to Big Brother, CSI, and Without a Trace. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Reggie Miller will be joining Charles Barkley on TNT as a basketball analyst. I’m sure the network chose him because he’s a future Hall-of-Famer, but honestly, I think they just wanted to see a really fat man and a really skinny man sit next to each other. Who doesn’t? [Mediaweek]

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    jayneatomic
    Posted August 19, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    OMG, they are replacing Janice Dickinson with Twiggy. I love it. I knew Janice was gone, but I didn’t know it was going to be Twiggy! Did you guys know this already? Although, she is probably going to be super boring and nice. At least she was a real model!!

  2. 2
    The Dogg Pound
    Posted August 19, 2005 at 4:07 pm

    If TVGasm voters could help get Kaysar 82% of the vote, we should be able to help Peterman beat that Playboy tramp. Vote O’Hurley!

  3. 3
    sg-dub
    Posted August 19, 2005 at 6:11 pm

    I’m calling it now: Jayla all the way on ANTM6.

  4. 4
    rhm
    Posted August 19, 2005 at 7:03 pm

    hmmm, i just clicked on kyle’s bio – mostly because i thought there might be some interesting tidbit about the childhood trauma of being a girl named kyle – and she’s a dairy queen manager! cletus, you know i gotta wayre whut dairy queen give me!

    her favorite show is newlyweds: nick and jessica and favorite food – stuffed shells. the hell? like from the sam’s club? oh, i can’t wait for the classic WT drama that she’s bound to bring.

    nik’s favorite movie is blow. she’s definitely cut out to be a model.

  5. 5
    leah3t
    Posted August 20, 2005 at 6:27 am

    if it’s a rematch we want, we need evander in there as well!

  6. 6
    tv freak
    Posted August 20, 2005 at 2:04 pm

    I don’t watch the show (although I might)but I’m calling that Kyle will win.

  7. 7
    ellen
    Posted August 20, 2005 at 3:19 pm

    John O’Hurley. You can always tell a has been by what a sore loser he is in a dance off. Give me a BREAK!!!!

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