Newsgasm: “Famous and Popular Actress” Edition

Industry

By m_ruv | | 7:38 am | 6 Comments

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  • Lark Voorhies, a.k.a. Lisa from Saved by the Bell, has filed a libel lawsuit against the National Enquirer for a 2005 article claiming that she has a drug problem. She asserts that the story cost her several potential acting jobs, hosting gigs, and worst of all, an invitation to Oprah’s Legends Ball. [AP]
  • Speaking of: first Auschwitz, now the Navajo reservation? Oprah really is hitting all the great vacation spots this year. [AP]
  • For those who were waiting breathlessly, The Simple Life 4 debuts this Sunday on E!, now known as the “Sloppy Seconds Network.” [AP]
  • Rachel Weisz gave birth to an aristocratically-cheekboned, mildly snaggletoothed baby boy last night. What is with pregnant Best Supporting Actresses? Marcia Gay Harden? Catherine Zeta-Jones? STOP MULTIPLYING. [Us Weekly]
  • Anna Nicole Smith is five months pregnant as well. In a video posted on her website, she said, “Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I am also a dime-store hooker. Shocker, I know.” [AP]
  • And Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has already become an internet magnate, with three domain names registered on her behalf. Through her publicist, she issued a press release stating she also plans to be a steel tycoon and cattle baroness, but not before two divorces and a stint in rehab. [E! online]

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    ClariceStarling
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 8:44 am

    Don’t forget that Best Supporting Actress winners Angelina Jolie and Mira Sorvino dropped a rat recently.

  2. 2
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 9:46 am

    I pity Anna Nicole’s baby. One can only hope CHild Protective Services intervenes before it’s too late…

  3. 3
    Keyser Soze
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 11:12 am

    I love that Shiloh is only a week old and already has 56 friends on MySpace. Yay internet!

  4. 4
    Leah3t
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 12:05 pm

    I have been told Lark is my celebrity twin. I prefer to think Halle is.

  5. 5
    jash
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    leah-its amusing, i was just thinking you were a cross between halle and lisa turtle.

  6. 6
    Leah3t
    Posted June 2, 2006 at 2:34 pm

    jash- this is why i love you dearly.

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