Newsgasm: Flav faces the flavor of more child support

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By Tabloid Baby | | 3:15 pm | 4 Comments

150x223.jpgWhat is it with Flavor Flav? It’s got to be the Viking helmet. The star and object of lust in Flavor of Love has announced he’s expecting a baby– his seventh. And guess what? The mother is not Deelishis, the lushis contestant he picked as his new true love on the second-season finale a couple of weeks back.

Flav broke the news on Tom Joyner’s radio show. He said the lucky mother is a “shorty in Las Vegas,” and not “a Flavor of Love lady.” (Good thing. If it was the wrong Flavor lady, she might go and have the baby on the floor.)

How’s Deelish (aka London Charles) handling the news? Flav’s manager tells People magazine, “Deelishis is aware that after things did not work with the season-one winner, Flav conceived a child with a woman he had been dating on and off.”Flav says he won’t marry the mother (“I’m not marrying anybody. I’m too young to die.”) and that he doesn’t know the baby’s sex (though he does know sex). And, protecting the integrity of his VH1 franchise, he insists he and Deelishus are still going strong– and just because they’re under contract. He says he met her family in Detroit and that they love him.

Flav also says he wants a total of ten kids. Delishis already has a daughter of her own, so maybe they can go for twins and get a whole new series out of it.

Tabloid Baby

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Trent880
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 3:41 pm

    “that after things did not work with the season-one winner, Flav conceived a child with a woman he had been dating on and off.”

    Like ya do….

  2. 2
    ClariceStarling
    Posted November 1, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    Someone please have the government sterilize him! Immediately. The thought of him having sex nauseates me.

  3. 3
    Vidle
    Posted November 2, 2006 at 7:53 am

    “(Good thing. If it was the wrong Flavor lady, she might go and have the baby on the floor.)”

    I LOLed.

  4. 4
    Memememe
    Posted November 2, 2006 at 10:07 am

    As long as people watch and yak about his repugnant show, this will continue.

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