Newsgasm: From Newlyweds to Newlyvorced?

14 Comments

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   British
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 11:31 am

   Are there any hollywood couples that are not splitting?

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   EdHill
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 11:47 am

   My universe is shattered.

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   Karen_Bee
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 11:50 am

   lol

   UR correct…Knowing Joe Simpson he probably is doing this as a PR stunt. Frankly after six months of “they are divorcing” when it really does happen nobody will care…or should I say they will care even less than they do now.

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   Leah3t
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 12:50 pm

   I’m surprised to see Us Weekly taking the chance of reporting this if it’s not true because I thought that was the mag of choice the two of them used when they wanted to have interviews. I just kind of had an impressions that they had a relationship with the good old Lacheys.

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   ilovejessica...seriously
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 12:55 pm

   Joe Simpson is an Amber Alert. It would behoove our dear Jess to make a permanent split from that creepy perv.

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   Ashes
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 2:17 pm

   If it’s true, I am shocked. I thought they’d last forever. After all, they used their wedding and marriage as a career move and reality show fodder. How could such a relationship falter?

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   smithie
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 2:47 pm

   I don’t think it’s true… there’s no way a girl who waited to have sex until she was married would get a divorce so soon…

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   corona kid
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 3:01 pm

   Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes won’t be splitting up soon now that she’s announced she’s pregnant!
   is it bad i hope she gets post-partem depression and needs to go on meds?

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   Ashes
   Posted October 5, 2005 at 3:23 pm

   Corona kid, no way that will happen. Tom will make sure he spends enough money to get her some pure water and vitamins so that she’ll be free of negative alien energy.

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    beaver
    Posted October 5, 2005 at 3:53 pm

    duh, the tomkat kid is only coming into this world to try to set a post-partum example! i doubt it was even his sperm that got her preggers…and nick and jessica need to end it, i cant take it anymore…

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    blue
    Posted October 6, 2005 at 8:02 am

    I agree with braver, That was wot I thought when I saw the news–Katie is a guniea pig for his scientology $hit. And Oh! didn’t Katie say she’s saving herself for marriage??

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    blue
    Posted October 6, 2005 at 8:04 am

    **oops Beaver..sorry to get ur name wrong

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    dredge
    Posted October 6, 2005 at 9:16 am

    i thought i read “she’s shaving herself for marriage”..my mistake

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    whocares
    Posted October 8, 2005 at 10:19 pm

    b-side do you know when there is gonna be a new beuty and the geek-hopefully it would be as good as last season

    -remember TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA!!