Newsgasm: Hej Mr. Bønd Edition

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By m_ruv | Thursday, February 16, 2006 | 11:08 am | 2 Comments

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  • The James Bond producers have finally cast a villain, which is helpful considering the fact that shooting on Casino Royale began weeks ago and the film comes out in December. Taking the role is Danish actor Mads Mikkelsen. In the film’s climactic showdown, Bond and the bad guy will scribble furiously at easels to see who can draw the most offensive Muhammad cartoon. [BBC]
  • Predictably, official denials of the Tom Cruise–Katie Holmes breakup rumor came within hours. “They’re in love! Sweet love! And they have hotsexysexysex LIKE ALL THE TIME, OMG YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE IT, her vajayjay is like SO WORN OUT that the baby will be able to just mosey on outta there!” And so on and so forth. [Defamer]
  • And Fox’s American Idol spanked NBC’s Olympics coverage this week, since skiers crashing and burning at Sestriere are apparently no match for awkward flailing and blatant onstage cameltoe. [CNN]

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    lguser
    Posted February 16, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    oh gosh… in other news, if you go to http://www.nbcolympics.com, there is a pic of michelle kwan wearing a semi-transparent dress (you can only see her top)… very disturbing

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    Leah3t
    Posted February 16, 2006 at 2:49 pm

    It’s funny because AI also beat the grammys for ratings. The guy on the news was like “So more people would like to watch aspiring singers than singers with record deals. that’s bad.”

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