Newsgasm: Corpse-on-Corpse Chemistry Edition

20 Comments

1. 1
   Court_Love
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 8:40 am

   eeeek.

   Kind of looks like Ryan Seacrest is feeding his baby bird worms, gross.

   M_ruv ‘face like Bosnia’. LOL, her face is one of the reasons I stopped watching that stupid show.

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   dumbanddumber
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 9:06 am

   Wow, I thought that the front page photo was scary.

   Then I saw the pic of crack-whore Whitney.

   And then I saw the one of The Queen of the Damned.

   Gah-damn.

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   bluebell
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 9:15 am

   Ewww. That picture of Ryan Seacrest and Terri Hatcher is disgusting. And I was just heading to lunch. Thanks for ruining my appetite.

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   EdHill
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 9:27 am

   I hate seacrest, but he can undeniably get better tail than an anorexic, botox filled 40 year old.

   ALthough it doesnt look so much like a kiss as one of them sucking the lifeforce out of antoher one.

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   stacyrocks
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 9:27 am

   Teri looks like a zombie with an American Idol hat.

   And I LOVE the caption for the pic of Whitney in the Sun… “Pitiful… haggard singer”.

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   OD-TV
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 9:50 am

   I agree EdHill – Seacrest could at least get better tail from Mario Vasquez.

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   Leah3t
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 10:54 am

   how contrived can this be? ‘oh hold on a sec while i put your american idol hat on just in case someone doesn’t make the connection’

   that bobby brown. how he has ruined the woman who compelled me to purchase my first record at the tender age of 7.

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   the_qwertz
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 11:22 am

   poor, poor whitney.

   doesnt she remember when she was the queen of the night? such a depressing story there.

   damn bobby brown. he was bad news fromt he first moment i saw him with shoulder pads.

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   RealityTV4Me
   Posted March 30, 2006 at 11:44 am

   I gotta say that I am stunned and a little speechless. How more obvious (and disgusting!) could that whole Teri/Ryan setup be? Let’s mesh their names into Tryan ’cause that’s what they are doing! Guess what? It isn’t working. Paula should be happy though…takes the focus off of her a little bit.

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    Belinda
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 11:58 am

    All icky stories – but the Queen of the Damned – I thought it was Jessica Simpson morphed to 47 years. The resemblance is amazing.

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    lynturn
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    I don’t get the “poor Whitney” thing. If she was a normal person, she would be in jail for drugs/child endangerment, etc…
    Maybe a prison term would be the best rehab she could get. So sad. She was so talented and beautiful.
    As for Queen of the Damned, I think it is refreshing to see a star aging and not getting so much plastic surgery that you can’t recognize them. She may be nuts, but I kinda respect her choosing not to go under the knife.
    And then there is Beard, I mean Teri. PLEASE.

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    sydsmum
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 12:59 pm

    If Seacrest and Hatcher want to keep up this farce (none of us are buying it) – they better practice their kissing style. ICK-ICK-ICK

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    B-Side
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 1:12 pm

    “Pitiful… haggard singer.”

    Now that is a fantastic photo caption.

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    Leah3t
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    the_qwertz- never trust a dude with a gumby cut and biker pants doing the roger rabbit.

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    KatiesHole
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    That old stanked up dishrag is Seacrest’s beard. I think the gay rumors were getting too much for precious Miss Ryan.

    KH

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    iluvkobebryant
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 4:07 pm

    Paparazzi, This is Ryan Seacrest, I am making out with Teri Hatcher, yes Teri Hatcher of Desperate Housewives!!. Come quick!!

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    anonym.
    Posted March 30, 2006 at 8:14 pm

    is he sucking the collagen out of her lips?

    my eyes are seriously bleeding

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    Tabby Lavalamp
    Posted March 31, 2006 at 6:59 am

    From the Whitney Houston article… “There the woman who co-starred with Kevin Costner in the 1992 hit movie The Bodyguard smokes crack, uses sex toys to satisfy herself and ignores personal hygiene.”
    Okay, I’m with them on the crack and the personal hygiene, but using sex toys is supposed to be horrific? That’s just typical anti-female sexuality crap.

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    zoobabe
    Posted April 2, 2006 at 7:58 am

    The ex of Nicolette is definitely using her to stay in the news. Why would you propose to someone who is so bad in bed? Sour grapes indeed.

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    UgoGurl
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 7:43 am

    is that ryan seacrest and his mom? ohhhhh..couldnt tell from that kiss! funny how he was just coincidentally photographed recently making out with strippers in Vegas and now this. Me thinks he doth protesteth too much! All this came shortly after he molested that young boy on Idol tucking his shirt in or whatever his excuse was. funny thing is,he has no reputation to preserve..the only one he is fooling is himself. Say it LOUD and PROUD Ryan!