Newsgasm: Icecreamlover Edition

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By m_ruv | Wednesday, February 8, 2006 | 7:47 am | 12 Comments

Yeah, Mariah Carey is up for eight Grammy awards tonight, which would be a record. But what she’s REALLY up for is the all-you-can-eat buffet afterward. [AP]
L.A. County’s Department of Children and Family Services is allegedly investigating Britney Spears after a tabloid published photos of her driving her car with one hand and holding her baby with the other, sans car seat. Spears replied, “Whatever y’all, ain’t no room for no car seat in an El Camino, y’all.” [AP]
And promoter Brian Quintana has been granted a restraining order against Paris Hilton, who he complains has slandered his reputation and threatened him physically. Forget restraining orders, what that bitch needs is a good backhand. [E! online]

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1

stacyrocks

Posted February 8, 2006 at 8:28 am

That was a nice mental image you gave me: Paris Hilton getting pimp slapped. AWE-SOME.
2

Leah3t

Posted February 8, 2006 at 9:01 am

Speaking of paris, I saw Nicole Richie at the knicks game last night. Unlike me, she did not partake in the chicken figners and fries. Now Mariah, she would have split them with me. Or knocked me over for them.
3

nemski

Posted February 8, 2006 at 10:47 am

“I love my child and would do anything to protect him,” said the White Trash singer.

Yeah, do everything but put him in a child seat. LOL.
4

AbbyAnn

Posted February 8, 2006 at 11:04 am

If Mariah would stop dressing like she’s getting ready to go walk the street, she’d look okay. She does herself no favors with the super-tight, super-short, super-low-cut look.
5

copygodd

Posted February 8, 2006 at 11:09 am

that mariah line is classic.

well done, grasshopper. well done.
6

livemusicjunkie

Posted February 8, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Britney is seriously dumber than I thought. She’s trying to blame the paparazzi – is she kidding me? God – that poor, poor little boy. I just cannot believe she drove like that. It’s bad enough that when I first saw the picture, I thought she was holding him and someone else was driving – which I know is bad – but holding him with one hand while you drive with the other??? Come on!
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hazasaem

Posted February 8, 2006 at 6:55 pm

Mariah is fatter than me, she’s downright curvy. I think she looks fine, she looks like a real person but then you see a print photo and they airbrush the shit outta her. Mariah, the secret is out…we know you like french fries and milkshakes, homegirl.
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KatieKat

Posted February 8, 2006 at 7:32 pm

Mariah, as a 170lb gal in a 82lb world, I admire your confidence. But DAYUM! A little modesty would become you. What’s next? Glitter 2?

But all in all, thanks for reminding me to hit the gym.
9

hazasaem

Posted February 8, 2006 at 10:04 pm

Katie….shall we go shopping for something somewhat more flattering for the squishy Ms. Carey?
10

joyfulchicken

Posted February 8, 2006 at 10:51 pm

No need to worry about Britney’s spawn. That child is the prophesied antichrist, and it will take more than a car crash to kill him.
11

chick110

Posted February 9, 2006 at 7:23 am

Oh, Joyfulchicken, you are too right. I was puzzled by the article in Yahoo, though. It just credited KF as being a former backup dancer. What happened to recording artist?? Oh, that’s right, Popo-zao…
12

HellNO

Posted February 11, 2006 at 11:57 am

It appears that Miriah has ended the fued with Madonna… by eating her for lunch..