Newsgasm: Let’s All Get Arrested or Cancer Edition

13 Comments

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   jash
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 9:03 am

   whats with the george michael picture?

   he looks like a young dom delouise: “où est mon baguette?”

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   Lady J
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 9:25 am

   Darren McGavin was also “Kolchak: The Night Stalker” wasn’t he? I loved that show as a wee one.

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   Lizardqueen
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 10:02 am

   Mr. Furley, we hardly knew ya.

   George Michael “Wake me up before the cops come. Don’t leave me slumping ’round like a junkie…”

   Poor Sheryl Crow. Sympathy cancer. Ha-ha. Wicked funny.

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   EdHill
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 10:26 am

   My hopes for an Apple Dumpling Gang reunion are shattered.

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   Lizardqueen
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 11:17 am

   EdHill, you don’t remember “The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again”? More Tim Conway and Don Knotts tomfoolery than you can shake a stick at. Maybe you were hoping for “The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again, Again.”

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   BigTeebo
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 12:20 pm

   Oh dear, I just read the candidate list for Apprentice 5. This and Trump’s 2 trumplings(btw I’m going to trademark that, tvgasm has an exclusive license to use that). Tonight is going to be a slaughter. I can’t wait to see the Russian and Briton duke it out.

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   jash
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 12:52 pm

   trumplings?

   eww.

   i think some metamucil or fibrecon can take care of such a condition.

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   RealityTV4Me
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 1:07 pm

   I’m going to have to rely on the recaps of the trumplings. Nothing, but nothing, keeps me from Jack Bauer.

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   AbbyAnn
   Posted February 27, 2006 at 1:23 pm

   I agree, RealityTV4Me. Trump has been going downhill lately, while Jack, Chloe, and the gang are still the best.

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    MrsC
    Posted February 27, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    DH and I have stuff to do so gotta tivo 24 too.

    Set Apprentice for CNBC’s airing. Saw The Donald on the Today Show this morning. Katie really gave him a reaming over his letter but she is just so darned nice it wasn’t enough of one. Seems like his kids are coming in on the action for this season filling in for George and Caroline.

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    zoobabe
    Posted February 27, 2006 at 8:39 pm

    We need a third celebrity death soon. Celebs always die in threes.

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    RealityTV4Me
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 5:07 am

    There have actually been four celebrity deaths in February.

    Darren McGavin (Actor)
    Don Knotts (Actor)
    Dennis Weaver (Actor – Gunsmoke)
    Curt Gowdy (Sportscaster)

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    Lizardqueen
    Posted February 28, 2006 at 5:43 am

    Then we need two more, dammit!