Newsgasm: Marriage Schmarriage Edition

11 Comments

1. 1
   the_qwertz
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 8:25 am

   oprah says: i love getting shocked because its MY BIIIIIIIIRRTHDAAAAYY!!!

   WOOOOO!

2. 2
   stacyrocks
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 8:28 am

   That clip is so awesome. Like Tom Cruise is zapping the evil out of Oprah.

3. 3
   RealityTV4Me
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 9:25 am

   From the commercials I’ve seen, it looks like Scary Movie 4 has done a pretty good job parodying this bit. Cruise even flings Katie across the set.

4. 4
   gina64
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 9:44 am

   That little GIF is the funniest thing I will see all day.

5. 5
   Leah3t
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 10:03 am

   Cruise as Palpatine. Love it.

6. 6
   chick110
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 12:28 pm

   Too too funny!! Her expressions are just right for it too! Thank you, I needed that. Too bad we can’t get Luke and Han to kill ol’ Tom, too…

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   babeblue
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 12:42 pm

   m_ruv, this clip is hilarious!! LMAO so loud i had to try and turn it into a cough/sneeze so my coworkers wouldn’t something was wrong with me.

   here’s the same clip with sound:
   http://celebritysmack.blogspot.com/2005/07/tom-cruise-kills-oprah.html

8. 8
   mellymel
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 1:24 pm

   Great. Raj lives 20 minutes from me and is running for the district next to me.

9. 9
   Leah3t
   Posted April 4, 2006 at 4:29 pm

   mellymel- i would wear a helmet if i were you. or move. or both.

10. 10
    zoobabe
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    I heard tonight that they had to replace Naomi on the celebrity cooking show b/c of her arrest. I guess that criminals just can’t cook on TV- unless they’re Martha Stewart.

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    hardly@work
    Posted April 5, 2006 at 6:32 am

    #10- how sad is it that the first thing I thought of when I heard the news of naomi’s bashing was- oh no, what about celebrity cook off? I was hoping she would lash out at someone there.