Newsgasm: Marriage Schmarriage Edition

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By m_ruv | Tuesday, April 4, 2006 | 8:11 am | 9 Comments

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  • Apparently it’s totally acceptable to create new thetans out of wedlock, because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have no plans to tie the knot before MiniXenu’s arrival. During an interview on a German talk show, Cruise said, “First the baby, then the film… Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won’t let this woman get away.” Well of course she’s not going anywhere—she wouldn’t want to be sued for BREACH OF CONTRACT. [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Yeah yeah, so Naomi Campbell is beating up the help again. This no longer qualifies as news. The real story here is where the hell did she get a Swarovski crystal-encrusted BlackBerry? WHO BUYS THOSE? [NY Daily News]
  • Oh and don’t get into a car with former Apprentice contestant Raj Bhakta CAUSE YOU’LL DIE. [USA Today]

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    the_qwertz
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 8:25 am

    oprah says: i love getting shocked because its MY BIIIIIIIIRRTHDAAAAYY!!!

    WOOOOO!

  2. 2
    stacyrocks
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 8:28 am

    That clip is so awesome. Like Tom Cruise is zapping the evil out of Oprah.

  3. 3
    RealityTV4Me
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 9:25 am

    From the commercials I’ve seen, it looks like Scary Movie 4 has done a pretty good job parodying this bit. Cruise even flings Katie across the set.

  4. 4
    Leah3t
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Cruise as Palpatine. Love it.

  5. 5
    chick110
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 12:28 pm

    Too too funny!! Her expressions are just right for it too! Thank you, I needed that. Too bad we can’t get Luke and Han to kill ol’ Tom, too…

  6. 6
    mellymel
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    Great. Raj lives 20 minutes from me and is running for the district next to me.

  7. 7
    Leah3t
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    mellymel- i would wear a helmet if i were you. or move. or both.

  8. 8
    zoobabe
    Posted April 4, 2006 at 7:53 pm

    I heard tonight that they had to replace Naomi on the celebrity cooking show b/c of her arrest. I guess that criminals just can’t cook on TV- unless they’re Martha Stewart.

  9. 9
    hardly@work
    Posted April 5, 2006 at 6:32 am

    #10- how sad is it that the first thing I thought of when I heard the news of naomi’s bashing was- oh no, what about celebrity cook off? I was hoping she would lash out at someone there.

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