Newsgasm: My Muppets Runneth Over Edition

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By m_ruv | | 3:08 pm | 1 Comments

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  • This week, ABC ordered five episodes of a pilot called America’s Next Muppet, in which viewers will choose among Muppet “contestants” to pick the newest addition to the Muppet herd (brood? swarm? hive? gaggle?). Sorry, but as a New York resident bombarded with campaign ads for Michael Bloomberg and Fernando Ferrer, I’ve had my Muppet fill already, thanks. [AP]
  • Kate Moss is back from rehab. Really, what is there to say besides BUY COCAINE FUTURES, cause that shit’s gonna go UP. [E! online]
  • And yes, Angelina “Collect All Four” Jolie wants to adopt again. Not content with her recent acquisitions in Asia and Africa, she wants to go for South America and make it a hat trick. But what about OCEANIA, Angelina, OCEANIA!!! [AP]

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    fycin
    Posted October 27, 2005 at 8:08 pm

    Have you even seen any ads for Fernando Ferrer? I haven’t seen anything. And I live in Harlem.

    My favorite Bloomberg ad? The one with the black Reverend who is SO obviously reading cue cards it’s just embarrassing.

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