Newsgasm: No News Happens When Everyone’s in a Food Coma Edition

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By m_ruv | Monday, November 28, 2005 | 1:24 pm | 4 Comments

  • OMG, the gays really are destroying marriage. As everyone except perhaps Marlee Matlin has heard by now, Nick and Jessica are officially no longer, as are Talan and Kimberly. The former was reported here on TVgasm last week, but I’m still in shock, and reposting the news helps me move on. [E! online, E! online]
  • And Pat Morita, a.k.a. Mr. Miyagi, passed away Thursday at age 73. Since there are no houseflies in heaven, he can use his chopsticks on worthier targets, like those goddamn Lunesta moths. [CNN]

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    Mullethead
    Posted November 28, 2005 at 3:19 pm

    Well, Marlee Matlin, Lou Ferrigno, Terrylene, and ‘Guiding Light’s” Amy Ecklund have all not heard.

    Yay…my first first post.!

  2. 2
    Helenann
    Posted November 28, 2005 at 3:39 pm

    those lunesta moths freak me out…..

  3. 3
    Kevin
    Posted November 28, 2005 at 6:14 pm

    that, and it makes things taste awful

  4. 4
    Kevin
    Posted November 28, 2005 at 7:59 pm

    lunesta, that is… not the moths themselves

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