Newsgasm: Nosing Around Edition

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By m_ruv | Thursday, May 11, 2006 | 7:29 am | 14 Comments

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  • Ashlee Simpson‘s nose job is officially out of the bag, yet she continues to be coy about it. For god’s sake, WE’RE NOT BLIND. Admittedly it’s a great nose job—nearly up there in the pantheon with the famed Chenbot nose job—but nonetheless did nothing to fix that pesky “no-talent-ass clown” trait. [Egotastic]
  • In perhaps the most mature statement she’s ever made about relationships, Paris Hilton says she’s perhaps better suited to having a gay boyfriend. Yep, and then when you officially get bored with him you can just foist him off on your mother! [PinkNews.co.uk]
  • So… what to do when your poll numbers are down, your new movie opened below expectations, people are accusing you of falsely non-impregnanting your non-wife, and you’re 5’7″ to boot? Get shoe lifts! [NY Daily News]

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    stm007
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 8:07 am

    So the “Hollywood Heavies” that came to Cruise’s defense were the head of the studio (who’s releasing his latest ego-fest) and his spokesperson.

    …how very impartial.

  2. 2
    Lizardqueen
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 8:20 am

    I fucking hate plastic surgery. It’s so ridiculous. My cousin lived in Europe for years. Everything over there is naked this and naked that (you’d love it EdHill, tons of cooter, right in yer face). So she’s at the health club and a lady comes into the sauna (it’s a naked sauna, natch…), and she takes off her towel and sits down. My cousin is chatting with her for a while before she notices that the women has one breast. She is a breast cancer survivor who isn’t ashamed of her bod. Can you imagine? I also have a friend who had a masectomy and doesn’t fill one side of her bra with anything. Now to me, these ladies are way hotter than all these stank ass bitches with boobs full of petroleum products and shaven noses. Sorry about the rant, but I just think if people ate right and got off their asses to exercise, they would be the proper shape and size and whatever that may be should be acceptable. Doesn’t mean you’d be physically attracted to that shape or size, but it should be respected. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go whiten my veneers.

    And PS, I am not hating on people who do have surgeries to repair cancers, accidents and the like. I might too. But I’m just impressed with the strength of some people. And so unimpressed with perfectly healthy people mutilating themselves for vanity.

  3. 3
    jash
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 8:29 am

    oh i have no problem with it. and i’m not saying it to be contrarian Lizardqueen, i think its ok, to an extent. like julie chen? ok, that was for the better. like those old saggy women you see in vegas sunning topless with rock hard breasts? yeah, not so much.

    hell as i approach 30, i’ve already got the botox doc in my phone book. though i dont plan on going for ellen pompeo chic

  4. 4
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 9:02 am

    LQ – I was recently at a Tattoo show where I saw a woman who had had a double masectomy going through the process of having her entire chest done. She said she chose to create her own beauty instead of what was expected.
    Made me humble~

    hb

  5. 5
    ClariceStarling
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 9:49 am

    Why is Ashlee Simpson famous? Someone send her pussy to Iraq. STAT. Make her useful.

  6. 6
    EdHill
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 10:30 am

    I had my anus bleached.

  7. 7
    Vasha
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 11:25 am

    LQ, I totally agree with you.
    EdHill, You are crazy and gross.(still luv u tho)

  8. 8
    Clair
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm

    I thought EdHills comment was funny, not gross. Made me laugh – and I sure needed a laugh. :)

  9. 9
    spatula
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    Holy crap! I had no idea about the Chen bot’s ugly past. Her eye surgery is messed up, but the rest of the surgery took YEARS off her.

  10. 10
    HoneyBunny
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    EdHill (#6)
    Why? Did you lose a bet?

    hb

  11. 11
    Vasha
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 2:44 pm

    I didn’t say it wasn’t funny. It made me laugh too, but it’s still gross though.

  12. 12
    KatiesHole
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 4:41 pm

    Such a naughty dirty boy EdHill, but I rather enjoy it.

    Anyway, in the case of Ashlee, you can’t polish a turd. She’s so ugly, she better believe in reincarnation, because she has to die and come back as someone pretty.

    KH

  13. 13
    zoobabe
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    she’s lucky that her ex-preacher dad is good at pimping out no-talent ho’s. The new nose looks good though.

  14. 14
    alienlips
    Posted May 12, 2006 at 11:08 am

    I am sure she will admit to the nose job sooner or later. And say that she HAD to get it done due to a deviated septum or whatever. You know how Hollywood works! And Ed, did your new anus bleaching work any wonders for you? Love it, but wondering why a person gets something like that done? Just curious. Love you!

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