Newsgasm: Off With His Head Edition

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By B-Side | Wednesday, August 2, 2006 | 1:21 pm | 5 Comments

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  • Joy Behar has suggested the ultimate act of repentance for Mel Gibson: circumcision. C’mon Joy. That’s not fair. We all know Mel hates bloody, gratuitous forms of torture and menace. [AP]
  • The CW is developing a new reality show, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, in which several slatternly women from across the country will compete to join the ubiquitous pop group, The Pussycat Dolls. Winners earn the right to smile and let that one girl still do all the singing. [Variety]
  • Angelina Jolie allegedly requested a female server when she recently dined in the swanky steakhouse Dakota in Hollywood. Apparently, the buxom actress felt that male servers gawk at her too much — especially when they read the dinner specials to her vagina. [New York Post]
  • Fear not. Queer Eye has not been cancelled. It’s merely become irrelevant in pop culture. [TMZ]
  • For all those needing to get their stalk on, a collection of luminaries will be descending on Element tonight in Hollywood. Those expected to attend: JC Chasez, Travis Barker, Kristin Cavallari, Tara Reid, the cast of The Hills, and me on the sidewalk with my digital camera. [NY Daily News]
  • And finally, Diddy held his annual White Party in St. Tropez yesterday. We would have gone, but Big Brother was on. Sorry, Puff. Rain check? [TMZ]

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    HoneyBunny
    Posted August 2, 2006 at 1:55 pm

    “a collection of luminaries will be descending on Element tonight…and me on the sidewalk with my digital camera…”

    bring me the scoop Jimmy Olsen, Great Ceasar’s Ghost ~

    hb

  2. 2
    MissKatrina
    Posted August 2, 2006 at 2:20 pm

    I would pay to see a “Beat It” style dance-off between LC and Kristin at Element.

  3. 3
    Ubiquitous
    Posted August 3, 2006 at 3:20 am

    The CW is developing a new reality show, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, in which several slatternly women from across the country will compete to join the ubiquitous pop group, The Pussycat Dolls.

    Don’t they have enough skanks in that group already? I hear Britney’s looking for some extra money to support Cletus.

  4. 4
    RealityMonkey
    Posted August 3, 2006 at 8:09 am

    I agree, Miss Katrina. But I think David Bowie ought to judge it too.

  5. 5
    hardly@work
    Posted August 3, 2006 at 1:11 pm

    So who is recapping flava of love? One of the hos poops on herself during the elimination ceremony…who is going to pass up a chance to recap that? please?

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