Newsgasm: Oops She Did It Again Edition

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By B-Side | Wednesday, August 16, 2006 | 5:57 pm | 5 Comments

Britney Spears has announced that her latest pregnancy was unexpected. Apparently she didn’t realize that when you stick the candy bar thing in the furry taco, babies come out. [AP]
David Copperfield has claimed to have found the Fountain of Youth on his own private island in the Bahamas. He says the healing waters of the Exuma archipelago have restored life to many dead leaves and nearly dead insects. Other things Copperfield has found on the island: lots and lots of crack. [E! Online]
After a two year hiatus, Gwyneth Paltrow is returning to acting. The Oscar winner says she’s very excited to get back in the saddle and make another AWFUL movie. [AP]
Kelly Clarkson got drunk while attending a concert in Hollywood this week. The pop tart was so wasted that she climbed up on stage with a bottle of liquor, stripped off her vest, and then played “a lot of air guitar.” Concert-goers say the air guitar was extremely embarrassing, but they plan to secretly download it and sing along to it alone in their cars. [NY Post]
Resident New York Times snark captain Virginia Heffernan reviews tonight’s premiere of Laguna Beach. Look for enjoyable uses of the words “hermetic” and “scullery.” [New York Times]
And because we can never get enough Laguna, read a fairly obtuse account of the series from a real life classmate of Cammi, Tessa, and all the other bitches. [NY Post]