Newsgasm: Pity the Fool Edition

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By m_ruv | Thursday, May 4, 2006 | 7:52 am | 11 Comments

Mr. T is coming back to television. In his new show—really, what else could it be called besides I Pity the Fool—he’ll travel nationwide delivering motivational advice to people struggling with “personal or professional problems.” Set to air on the TV Land network starting in October, this could potentially be the best show ever. [CBS]
Yep, I thought I smelled placenta! Turns out Tom Cruise is being “masc” and running up and down and across Manhattan on any Xtreme form of transportation he can find, all to promote Mission: Impossible III. Ironically, the article’s photo of Mr. Cruise “racing” a motorcycle down the West Side Highway is probably the gayest photo of him I’ve ever seen. [AP]
For those besides Hillary Clinton who still care, Commander in Chief is officially cancelled. The last three episodes were pulled and won’t air til summer. Helpfully, the article points out that the show started tanking almost immediately after Mark-Paul Gosselaar joined the cast. [E! online]
And remember that nice photo of Ryan Seacrest and Teri Hatcher sucking face? The one that just made your heart melt, made you shed a tear for the days of lost innocence, true love, knights in shining armor, ponies? Yeah, well turns out they broke up like five minutes after that was taken. [People]

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k37744

Posted May 4, 2006 at 8:22 am

now you know only realllly burly heterosexual men ride motorcycles, right?

heterosexual men who for some reason can’t let their delicate buttcheeks touch the actual seat.

go home and hold your baby you moron.
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mandymax

Posted May 4, 2006 at 8:28 am

The interesting thing that while there are all these articles out there about where he is promoting his movie, there are also all these articles out there about how he’s spending so much time at home with his baby. Which one is it?
3

Leah3t

Posted May 4, 2006 at 8:58 am

Will mr T bring a team of gymnasts like in that awesome cartoon he starred in during my childhood?
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k37744

Posted May 4, 2006 at 9:10 am

teri kisses like a girl.
5

EdHill

Posted May 4, 2006 at 9:14 am

I refuse to take advice from a man who was so often tricked into flying against his will.
6

index

Posted May 4, 2006 at 10:58 am

m_ruv, i want my grey’s anatomy recap dose..now! now! now! (kidding) pretty please…
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Hannah

Posted May 4, 2006 at 4:46 pm

SERIOUSLY, GREYS ANATOMY. NOW. COME ON.
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m_ruv

Posted May 4, 2006 at 5:15 pm

I’m waiting for the screencaps, foolios! I still have one of those old monkey-powered TVs so I can’t capture them myself.
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dredge

Posted May 6, 2006 at 6:28 am

that is a gay photo of tom..he spends so much time performing stunts, he puts all his machismo into his film and he has none left for everyday life…

“I wanted a natural picture, not ‘Oh my god, he’s a movie star!’” Hwang, 15, explained.
want want want ..gimme gimme gimme.
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dredge

Posted May 6, 2006 at 6:34 am

Ryan: “I can’t do this”
hmm..do what?
1-kiss
2-live a lie
3-date a plastic surgery experiment?
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HoneyBunny

Posted May 6, 2006 at 12:36 pm

Ryan: “I can’t do this”
4. touch a girl’s woo woo

hb