Newsgasm: Sammy, Champion of the World Edition

Industry

By B-Side | Tuesday, August 22, 2006 | 3:36 pm | 4 Comments

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  • Long-standing New York City golden boy Sam Champion will take over as the official weatherman for Good Morning America. Sounds like the forecast calls for FABULOUS! [AP]
  • 8,000 starry-eyed singers auditioned in Birmingham, AL for American Idol. With a little luck, maybe the state will bring us another superstar, just like previous Alabama winners, uh… um… the guy with gray hair and that really fat black guy who never sang again. [Reuters]
  • Celebrity chef/weight-gainer Rocco DiSpirito wowed a bar crowd when he sliced and diced a case of limes in record time. Looks like somebody took an intro-level cooking course! [NY Post]
  • Lindsay Lohan‘s incarcerated father sent the New York Daily News a cartoon depicting his relationship with his superstar daughter. Firecrotch. [NY Daily News]
  • Thank goodness for Cloris Leachman. [Defamer]

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    LagunaBeached
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    That orange guy with huge bleaced horse teeth veneers is going to be a national weather reporter.. No comment. Wow I sort of feel bad for Lindsay.. then I remember how much money and partying she does.

    P.S. Didn’t Diddy’s band also release their album today?

  2. 2
    HoneyBunny
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 4:45 pm

    Frau Blucher still makes me laugh~

    hb

  3. 3
    dredge
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 8:36 pm

    “Thorndike”
    Hey Hb..

    Rocco’s choice in glasses is ALL WRONG!

  4. 4
    ikkepagrasset
    Posted August 22, 2006 at 10:27 pm

    “Thank goodness for Cloris Leachman” – I’ve been saying that for years. Seriously, one of the funniest things I’ve heard all week.

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