Newsgasm: Say It Ain’t So Edition

Industry

By m_ruv | Friday, February 3, 2006 | 6:07 am | 4 Comments

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  • Ryan Seacrest had a rather uncomfortable run-in with a New Jersey radio talk show host who asked point-blank whether he’s gay. Seacrest literally FLED THE STUDIO. Fine, so he’s probably a raging homosexual—in other shock revelations, did you hear Eddie Murphy is black? [Gawker]
  • Paris Hilton must be wetting her $500 panties: due to her failure to pay her monthly rent at an LA storage facility, her stored possessions, including numerous diaries and homemade videotapes, have been repossessed and are about to be auctioned off. Ah, Paris, so glad you’ve finally met my old friend Schadenfreude. [NY Daily News]
  • And former James Bond director Lee Tamahori (Die Another Day) was caught on Santa Monica Boulevard, in drag, soliciting sex from a man who turned out to be an undercover cop. I wonder what drag name Mr. Tamahori uses. Pussy Galore? Holly Goodhead? Plenty O’Toole? So many great options. [BBC]

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    jash
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 9:00 am

    seriously, you cant trust the midwestern gays, yo.

  2. 2
    m_ruv
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 9:05 am

    Yes, jash, they’ve proven to be HIGHLY UNRELIABLE SOURCES.

  3. 3
    TinkerbellAPixie
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 9:24 am

    Assuming my super bowl squares win and I hit the big money – I am willing to forward it on to TVGasm so they can make a bid on Paris’ stuffages.

  4. 4
    jmchez
    Posted February 3, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    Hilton forgot to pay her rent? What? Is she stupid?

    Err, well… Never mind.

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