Newsgasm: See You in Divorce Court Edition

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By m_ruv | Wednesday, November 30, 2005 | 9:18 am | 7 Comments

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  • There may be a large legal battle brewing over Jessica Simpson‘s assets (and I mean the monetary kind, not her substantial holdings in bust equity). As reported in early 2004, Jessica refused to sign a prenup, stating that if their marriage were ever to go bad, Nick Lachey “would deserve half of everything I have.” Oops. [ANI]
  • In contrast to the divorce craze sweeping straight celebrity couples, gay celebrity couples are going bonkers with marriage. First Elton John and Mr. John last week, now George Michael and Mr. Michael this week. Next up, unlikely lovebirds Richard Simmons and Pope Benedict XVI. [E! online, AP]
  • Someone has stolen Gregory Peck‘s star from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. My money is on kleptomaniacs Carol Channing and Olivia de Havilland. [LA Times]
  • Never one to turn down a branding opportunity, Donald Trump is coming out with an eponymous “super premium vodka” because inebriation is a FIVE HUNDRED BILLION ROUBLE INDUSTRY, COMRADE. The product will be sold in “convenience packs” with Trump brand Children’s Chewable Quaaludes. [Gawker]

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    jash
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 9:42 am

    bust is down a quarter of a point today after heavy trading on rumors of a disposition of assets while the dow surged ahead to close up 143 points….

    haha, “bust equity” … nice

  2. 2
    Lizardqueen
    Posted November 30, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    I’m guessing Boo Radley. I wicked heart Gregory Peck.

  3. 3
    Mullethead
    Posted December 1, 2005 at 9:49 am

    Well, now we will see if celebrity marriages of “the gays” will actually last vs. every other celebrity marriage.

    My money is on “the gays” to stay together.

  4. 4
    mac
    Posted December 2, 2005 at 10:40 am

    Thank God Nick Lachey FINALLY came to his senses!

    Don’t know what the hell he ever saw in her—besides the obvious. Which “Daddy Joe” will quickly and happily point out to everyone. Something sick, sick, SICK about that family.

  5. 5
    d.cook is my Dane-gel
    Posted December 5, 2005 at 1:20 pm

    is it me or did their second season dvd came out the same week they publicly announced their divorce?

  6. 6
    janie
    Posted December 6, 2005 at 11:27 am

    Everyone knows that there is only ONE man in Jessica Simpson’s life and that is her daddy. And I agree with mac, this is one huge sick family.

  7. 7
    dustin
    Posted December 13, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    good article

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