Newsgasm: Support Our Troops Edition

Industry

By m_ruv | Thursday, June 22, 2006 | 3:47 pm | 3 Comments

chertroops.jpg

  • Foreign policy heavyweight Cher has visited Congress to share her views on the issue of combat helmets for U.S. soldiers. Could be useful, frankly, what with her decades of experience with battleship videography. [AP]
  • Connie Chung claims that her shocking farewell on Weekends with Maury & Connie was a “giant self-parody” and that if you took it seriously you “really need to get a life.” Just FYI. [AP]
  • Perhaps predictably, Zahara distrusts new baby Shiloh and is plotting her destruction. [Defamer]
  • Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have broken up after three years, apparently because she’s “too clingy.” She’s devastated; he’s already hiring $800-an-hour hookers in Las Vegas. [NY Post]
  • Turns out American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee had a little McPhoodphobia prior to her Idol run. Bingeing and purging seven times a day? That seems excessive even for bulimia. [E! online]
  • And Reese Witherspoon is suing the shit out of Star magazine for claiming that she’s pregnant when apparently in fact she isn’t. Whatever honey, you pop out like two of those things a year, so we’ll assume WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT. [TMZ]

About

3 Comments

  1. 1
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have broken up after three years, apparently because she’s “too clingy.” She’s devastated; he’s already hiring $800-an-hour hookers in Las Vegas.

    What’s Britney doing in Vegas?

  2. 2
    antebellum
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 5:45 pm

    Sheesh, Angelina is the next Mia Farrow. Do I sense a little incest between Brad and “Z” in years to come? Oh yes.

  3. 3
    Leah3t
    Posted June 22, 2006 at 7:55 pm

    I bet Britney wishes she waited two weeks before going on tv in a shirt from forever 21 and a skirt from deb.

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Human Verification: In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.