Newsgasm: The Good, The Bad and the Star Jones

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By B-Side | Thursday, September 29, 2005 | 3:21 pm | 9 Comments

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The good: Prison Break is picked up for a full season. That’s right, twenty-two full episodes of butt-rape innuendo. [Mediaweek]
The bad: Constantine has a new sitcom in development. I believe it’ll be called, AWFUL. [People Magazine]
The ugly: Star Jones was forced out of her red carpet duties for E!. Technically, this is good news, but anything having to do with Star has got to be ugly. [Page Six]
Also on the ugly side: I hate giving this guy any more attention in his miserable life, but this is pretty cool. Danny Bonaduce is suing his former radio sidekick Jamie White. I don’t know if any of you were so unlucky to hear “Jamie and Danny In The Morning,” but seeing this implosion is nothing short of wonderful. [E! Online via Yahoo]
Owen Wilson is developing a comedy for HBO. Luckily, there’s no Constantine Maroulis involvement. [Variety]
SNL starts its 31st season this weekend. Can’t wait for Horatio Sanz to butcher more skits. In the meantime, check out this profile on Fred Armisen. [New York Times]

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Testiculon

Posted September 29, 2005 at 4:39 pm

Yo B-Side – no diss intended, since I find you to be the funniest thing since sliced bread, but J-Unit has known about the Constantine sitcom since I E-Mailed you guys about it a while ago. Check the AI section of the website (entry #2)….maybe I could guest blog it?

-Also known as JA
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bacardi

Posted September 29, 2005 at 6:41 pm

Awesome title! HAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Brian

Posted September 29, 2005 at 7:17 pm

The red carpet won’t be the same without Star “I’m Star JonesReynolds,where’s my free stuff” planting her lips on everyones asses……GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
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becks

Posted September 29, 2005 at 7:30 pm

i thought i was the only one who hated Horatio Sanz… he is so unfunny that he has to resort to cracking up in every skit just to get a laugh.
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America's Next Top Fan

Posted September 30, 2005 at 5:52 am

Fat people who get face lifts should NEVER lose weight.
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EdHill

Posted September 30, 2005 at 6:43 am

yeah but this weeks SNL host is Steve Carell. That could be a great show.

That picture of a less fat (I refuse to say “skinny”) starr Jones is more disturbing than the fat one. She keeps taht one up her gay husband might get turned off.
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RealityTVHo

Posted September 30, 2005 at 11:19 am

Thanks the dear lord that E wised up and got rid of Star Jones! How she ever got that gig is beyond me.

Put Kathy Griffin back on the red carpet!
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sweetblondie30

Posted September 30, 2005 at 12:41 pm

TVHo – I agree. Kathy Griffin rocks!
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wins

Posted October 9, 2005 at 9:50 pm

i know star joes had gastric surgery for weight reduction from experience i recognized the telltale scars in a past starmag photo so i expected to see her lose weight the fact she continues to lie is what made me curious enough that i found out for sure for a fat woman with no willpower who is she fooling other than herself.fat woman with your fake skinny come clean! dont let others like yourself despair because they dont think they are as strong as you !what a joke. are you going to lie about your swinging skin when you have it removed too i am 15 years younger and i see girls younger than you naked after gastricbypass their skin does not go back honey, have some truth in your life.n o one is asking you to be spokes woman but you wouldnt be diminish to the point of a lying wannabe. you arent beyonce and you are not 20,s grow up be happy you have accomplished a lot be proud the more you lie the less your people respect you and the otherside does your surgeries they are laughing at you!