Newsgasm: These Breasts Are Made for Gawkin’ Edition

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By m_ruv | Tuesday, October 18, 2005 | 9:52 am | 6 Comments

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  • Tyra Banks has signed on for one final Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, to air in December on CBS. The show will broadcast from a specially constructed catwalk in front of Banks’s new Paris apartment, located at the corner of Rue de la Stupidité and l’Avenue des Breasts-Gigants. [E! online]
  • ABC News has decided that the outgoing Ted Koppel of Nightline will be replaced with three separate co-anchors. The team will consist of Terry Moran, Cynthia McFadden, and Martin Bashir, in a clear move to appeal to the boring, boring, and batshit pedophile demographics, respectively. [ABC]
  • Inexplicably, former secretary of state Madeleine Albright just shot a cameo on Gilmore Girls. Next up, Donald Rumsfeld on Survivor: Abu Ghraib and Gale Norton on a special “let’s hike Runyon Canyon” episode of The L Word. [AP]

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    jash
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 10:24 am

    located at the corner of Rue de la Stupidité and l’Avenue des Breasts-Gigants

    OMG, when i was growing up in paris, there was this delectable little patisserie on rue de la stupidité that i simply ADORED. go tyra!

  2. 2
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 10:36 am

    Ooohaaa! I just downloaded that picture for a wallpaper. Sweet jesus!

  3. 3
    America's Next Top Fan
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 10:52 am

    Martin Bashir? Isn’t he a tabloid cailibur reporter?

    Cynthia McFadden? Isn’t she a kiss ass “yes” reporter who lofts softball questions with no follow up?

    I guess this will be ol’ Georgie Boys main hangout when he want to get his Iraq war info out.

    Teddy will be missed!

  4. 4
    Ashes
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    ANTF, it’s still ABC. Don’t expect the WH to give them lots of Bush exclusives any time soon.

  5. 5
    EdHill
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 1:28 pm

    I heard madeline ALbright is going to play a character that went down on logan at a college party, and her and Rory get into a big fight.

  6. 6
    Lyndsay
    Posted October 18, 2005 at 2:02 pm

    So… EdHill is a closet Gilmore Girls fan. Duly noted.

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