Newsgasm: Unholy Celebrity Spawn Edition

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By m_ruv | Friday, October 21, 2005 | 11:25 am | 2 Comments

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  • The Katie Holmes PR offensive/abomination continues. Appearing on Access Hollywood, she gushed, “It’s a dream come true . . . I feel great, [being pregnant] is so beautiful.” Uh, only if you lose the herpes, sweetcheeks. [AP]
  • On the other side of that vile, vile coin, Tom Cruise has seen a not-so-astonishing-or-unexpected drop in his popularity. According to market research firm Genius Insight, his standing has plummeted from 11th most popular celebrity to 197th. [Defamer]
  • In much less horrifying celebrity-mommy news, Tina Fey is returning this weekend to SNL and her role as co-anchor of “Weekend Update.” As E! reports it, “Hefty funnyman Horatio Sanz has been filling her ‘Update’ slot.” Well, that’s not exactly the imagery I was looking for, but it’s nice to have her back. [E! online]
  • A bunch of morons across America decided to play the unlucky numbers from Lost in this week’s $340m Powerball lottery, and “GASP,” they, uh, lost. [E! online]

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2 Comments

  1. 1
    mac
    Posted October 24, 2005 at 12:18 pm

    I want to know who the father of Katie’s baby is. After all, isn’t Tom and Nicole’s kids adopted?

  2. 2
    CyberMule
    Posted October 26, 2005 at 6:43 am

    More Katie Holmes here:

    http://wafsboston.blogspot.com/2005/10/celebrity-halloween-masks-and-costumes_26.html

    Enjoy!

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