Newsgasm: Anderson and Friends Edition

18 Comments

1. 1
   jash
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:07 am

   oh good god. it is MUCH TOO EARLY to be assaulted by amanda lepore’s breasts.

   why and where was she with the coop?

2. 2
   Lizardqueen
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:19 am

   David Blaine in a snow globe is the new Geraldo Rivera in Al Capone’s vault. Anyone? Anyone?

3. 3
   Ubiquitous
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:24 am

   Good GAWD! What is Anderson Cooper doing with that half-melted Joan River wax figure?

4. 4
   zoobabe
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:33 am

   maybe “she’s” his beard?

5. 5
   Ubiquitous
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 8:51 am

   Or one of those inflatable dolls…

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   m_ruv
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 9:03 am

   The photo is from some Scissor Sisters event last year. Tatum O’Neal was there as well, so one can only imagine what was going on in the bathrooms.

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   zevonia
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 9:11 am

   Yes, m_ruv, you were right. The difference in viewer numbers is impressive. But whenever I see Anderson Cooper (which is only by accident when surfing) I remember his mother is Gloria Vanderbilt and then I have to feel sorry for him. Think of what an awful childhood he must have had. And then I think is he at least 5 feet tall or less? And then I change the channel.
   As for Mr Blaine- point finger and laugh, laugh, laugh.

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   flipkicks
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 10:35 am

   I can’t believe Blaine didn’t make it … or at least drown while attempting this retarded stunt … did anyone notice his resemblance to a certain cast member of a “Different World?” check it out here …
   http://flipkicksandnightbellows.blogspot.com

9. 9
   AbbyAnn
   Posted May 9, 2006 at 10:42 am

   Lizardqueen (#2), just as long as David Blaine doesn’t reinvent himself as a journalist who covers serious events like war and natural disasters…

10. 10
    hardly@work
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 10:48 am

    All I know about Gloria V. Is that she makes jeans with a swan on them, is she known to have been a bad mother, or crazy celebrity? Just wondering.

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    minda07
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 11:28 am

    I cannot believe what an idiot this guy is. Make something disappear before my very eyes, you Mr. Blaine and your stupid stunts!

12. 12
    ClariceStarling
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 11:54 am

    Amanda Lepore is a disgusting thing. Ew! I can’t stand to look at it

13. 13
    tvtvtv
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 3:16 pm

    Scissor Sisters? Tatum O’Neal? Gloria Vanderbilt? My head hurts.

14. 14
    goodjobben
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 3:19 pm

    hmm… guess i’m not up to date on the socialite scene- who’s the tranny wearing the wax lips?

15. 15
    jash
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    goodjobben- thats amanda lepore.

    if you google “her” then you’ll find “she” even has a wikipedia entry!

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    KatiesHole
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 4:35 pm

    I didn’t think that ape faced troll Fantasia could even read? How is she going to read a script, and act? Why is her story so fascinating? What is wrong with this country?

    KH

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    Clair
    Posted May 9, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    Thanks Jash (#15). I had no idea who she was so I googled her and found her wikipedia entry. I also found http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com which was quite fun.

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    Ubiquitous
    Posted May 11, 2006 at 9:29 am

    Oh gawd! That’s a transexual? He needs to get his money back…

    Doesn’t Anderson Cooper have a gigantic painting of his mother (yes, the ugly lady in the 1980′s with her own brand of jeans) hanging over his bed?