Newsgasm: Curious George Edition

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By m_ruv | Monday, May 15, 2006 | 5:01 am | 13 Comments

Once again George Michael has had a wee bit of a traffic incident—this time falling asleep at the wheel at a London traffic light, weaving around, crashing into some things, and then speeding off. Women drivers… [News of the World]
A recent autograph enthusiasts’ poll voted Johnny Depp the best celebrity autographer and Cameron Diaz the worst. Go easy on her, she probably just never learned to write. [AP]
World’s classiest couple Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are awaiting a verdict from a court psychologist before deciding whether to lift Ms. Richards’s restraining order. In the meantime, Mr. Sheen will be busy consulting five-figure hookers for a “second opinion.” [AP]
And as a HILARIOUS prank on his reality show Juiced, O.J. Simpson pretended to sell his infamous white Ford Bronco on a used car lot, boasting that the car had been a great getaway vehicle for him. Next week he’ll visit a vintage clothing store to pawn off “this great pair of gloves [he] used once.” [AP]

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1

dredge

Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:19 am

let’s see, wasted AND wearing headphones while driving..George Michael is a mess. if we could just hook him up with Ace, everything would be alright.
2

MTV4ME

Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:24 am

I read The Smoking Gun archives on the Sheen/Richards fiasco. Not sure if anyting on that website is valid, but WOW….quite entertaining.
3

copygodd

Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:26 am

loves me some old school oj snark.
4

alienlips

Posted May 15, 2006 at 8:37 am

Oh George…And he was once so hot…Next time wake him up, before he go go’s!!!
5

Leah3t

Posted May 15, 2006 at 9:40 am

sleeping while driving?! doens’t george take to heart ANY of the lessons on Grey’s anatomy? I hope he at least is following the “dont wear pantyhose without underwear?” admonition.
6

HoneyBunny

Posted May 15, 2006 at 10:24 am

Juiced:
Orenthal James working the shoe department selling Manolo Blahniks…

hb

morning d
7

dredge

Posted May 15, 2006 at 11:38 am

mornin’ hb
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Donna Martin Graduates!

Posted May 15, 2006 at 12:24 pm

why can’t you wear pantyhose with underwear? don’t they have a cotton lining??

gosh, I had no idea Grey’s A was so chock-full of community service advice.
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Donna Martin Graduates!

Posted May 15, 2006 at 12:26 pm

I meant *no* undies
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gamera87

Posted May 15, 2006 at 12:46 pm

Bi-curious George
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Leah3t

Posted May 15, 2006 at 3:15 pm

well donna, according to the dying mom, (aka aunt on rosanne) it is bad for your cooter’s health. and if you see it on gray’s, it’s so!
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zoobabe

Posted May 15, 2006 at 3:25 pm

I find it hard to believe that OJ can get laid anymore, considering his uselessness to the planet. There’s always some dumb chick out there that will put out for a “superstar” I guess.

Seriously- what was he thinking?
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Ubiquitous

Posted May 16, 2006 at 7:24 am

~DON’T Wake me up, before you go-go…

Oh that O.J.! He has such a killer sense of humor…