Newsgasm: A Natural Woman Edition

Industry

By m_ruv | Monday, May 29, 2006 | 1:54 pm | 7 Comments

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  • First, in case you missed it at the end of last week, gaze upon the movie magic that is Faye Dunaway 2.0.
  • Not to be outdone by that tramp Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie has birth’d a baby girl named Shiloh Nouvel. Damn! I had ten grand on GETTYSBURG NUEVO. [E! online]
  • May 31st will mark Katie Couric‘s last appearance on the Today show. Start self-medicating posthaste to brace yourself for the severe, hedgehog-faced onslaught of Meredith Vieira in September. [AP]
  • X-Men: The Last Stand blew away the box office this weekend, raking in $120 million. Fortunately, thousands of virile young midshipmen were on hand in Manhattan to help Hugh Jackman celebrate. [Box Office Mojo]
  • And Paris Hilton has decided to include reggae and hip-hop sounds on her new album. Not for artistic reasons, but simply because she hopes to slip in a few instances of the N-word with impunity. [AP]

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    derder
    Posted May 29, 2006 at 4:38 pm

    Faye Dunawy is starting to look like Joan Rivers. WOMEN- STOP WITH THE MULTIPLE PLASTIC SURGERIES… IT IS NOT AN IMROVEMENT!

  2. 2
    Ubiquitous
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 3:16 am

    Who used a picture of the transexual on this season’s Surreal Life instead of Faye Dunaway’s by mistake?

  3. 3
    babeblue
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 7:24 am

    her new set of chompahs come complete with dracula fangs!

  4. 4
    umnata
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 10:22 am

    is that a picture of hilary duff?

  5. 5
    derder
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 10:22 am

    When I first saw this picture, I thought of Mars Attacks!

    http://museum.theclubhouse1.net/submissions/images/midgemars.jpg

  6. 6
    msCCRN
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 12:23 pm

    that pic kinda looks like a cross between Kelly Ripa and Vampira (with a little Hillary Duff thrown in).

  7. 7
    tvtvtv
    Posted May 30, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    …it’s like Katherine Heigl sat in the sun too long and then got put in the dryer on high.

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