By m_ruv|Monday, May 29, 2006 | 1:54 pm | 7 Comments
First, in case you missed it at the end of last week, gaze upon the movie magic that is Faye Dunaway 2.0.
Not to be outdone by that tramp Gwen Stefani, Angelina Jolie has birth’d a baby girl named Shiloh Nouvel. Damn! I had ten grand on GETTYSBURG NUEVO. [E! online]
May 31st will mark Katie Couric‘s last appearance on the Today show. Start self-medicating posthaste to brace yourself for the severe, hedgehog-faced onslaught of Meredith Vieira in September. [AP]
X-Men: The Last Stand blew away the box office this weekend, raking in $120 million. Fortunately, thousands of virile young midshipmen were on hand in Manhattan to help Hugh Jackman celebrate. [Box Office Mojo]
And Paris Hilton has decided to include reggae and hip-hop sounds on her new album. Not for artistic reasons, but simply because she hopes to slip in a few instances of the N-word with impunity. [AP]