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By m_ruv | Tuesday, June 13, 2006 | 2:27 am | 11 Comments

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  • Cybill Shepherd will chow box on The L Word next season. And also offer beauty tips. [AP]
  • Beyoncé is searching for several female musicians to back her up on her next tour. Hmm, maybe try DESTINY’S CHILD. [CNN]
  • Matt Damon and his faceless, unknown wife have had a baby girl named Isabella. Matt, Matt, Matt. Traditional names of that sort will get you nothing on the tabloid baby-photo circuit. [AP]
  • In the latest round of his custody battle with Kim Basinger, Alec Baldwin must now undergo psychiatric evaluation before he can have any further visits with his daughter. The court cited the need to determine whether Baldwin’s “chronic sweatiness” and “acute puffiness” present any danger to the child. [BBC]
  • And just FYI, Lindsay Lohan is not a party girl. It upsets her so much to hear such things that she just might do something rash, like turn to cocaine. [CNN]

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    chick110
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 4:58 am

    I remember when I was a kid that Cybill Shepherd actually was thought to be pretty. Now she just looks pretty scary.

  2. 2
    derder
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 7:47 am

    What is up with that picture of Cybill Shepherd? She looks homeless.

  3. 3
    HoneyBunny
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 7:55 am

    ^ derder – she looks like she has Dorothy locked in a room and is summoning the Flying Monkeys.

    hb

  4. 4
    Court_Love
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 8:52 am

    ahhh! real monster!

  5. 5
    Tabby Lavalamp
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 4:55 pm

    “Beyoncé is searching for several female musicians to back her up on her next tour. Hmm, maybe try DESTINY’S CHILD.”
    Ummmm… MUSICIANS!

  6. 6
    tvtvtv
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 5:37 pm

    m-ruv, you’re carving out an interesting niche with all the busted pics of aging actresses!

  7. 7
    wandernview
    Posted June 13, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    Dam looks like Cybil is trying out for a Centauri role in a B5 movie.

  8. 8
    Ubiquitous
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 9:51 am

    That’s a five-year-old picture of Cybill Shepherd, isn’t it?

  9. 9
    m_ruv
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 1:06 pm

    Nah it’s from her infamous “jet lag hair” appearance on British TV in late 2004. I like to stay current, etc.

    http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/cybill%20relives%20hair%20horror

  10. 10
    dredge
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 1:13 pm

    let’s be glad she hasn’t nipped and tucked yet…i’d rather not like to see cat eyes.

  11. 11
    dredge
    Posted June 14, 2006 at 1:19 pm

    hmmmm…he’s a quirky guy, that Matt Damon.

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