Newsgasm: Yuge Mistakes Edition

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By m_ruv | Monday, June 26, 2006 | 1:45 pm | 6 Comments

  • Candidates from the new season of The Apprentice caused a minor debacle during a task at an L.A. Galaxy soccer game this weekend. After the teams presented two lame GNC-sponsored halftime skits, fans booed mightily and refused to participate in the voting that was meant to determine which team’s skit won. Carolyn was most displeased. [Reality Blurred]
  • Yay, Nicole Kidman got married again! And this time not to Scientology! I was fascinated to learn that her father is as waxy and botoxed as she is. [CNN]
  • Speaking of porcelain complexions, Marcia Cross married stock broker Tom Mahoney over the weekend. According to one trusted source, “Tom Mahoney” is actually the stage name of a 6’4″ Finnish lesbian named Vilhelmiina Hamalainen. Best wishes to the happy couple! [E! online]
  • Barbara Walters has struck a deal with Sirius Satellite Radio to air some of her most memorable interviews on a radio show two hours a week. It’s unclear to me how they plan to convey the crucial soft-focus element over the airwaves. [AP]
  • And just FYI, Santino Rice was the true winner of last season’s Project Runway. Just in case you’re one of those “stupid assheads” who was under the impression the winner was, say, Chloe Dao. [TV Guide]

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    subgenre
    Posted June 26, 2006 at 4:15 pm

    I *LURVE* me some Santino! :D

  2. 2
    Lizardqueen
    Posted June 26, 2006 at 4:44 pm

    Who knew Jon Voight was Nicole Kidman’s father?

  3. 3
    antebellum
    Posted June 26, 2006 at 6:37 pm

    I’m still pissed about Chloe Dao winning. I’ll never forget that puffy magenta couch cover that she called a dress.

  4. 4
    Vasha
    Posted June 26, 2006 at 6:43 pm

    That reminds me, where are the “where’s Aaaaaandre?” alarm clocks?
    I know Santino is the real winner.

  5. 5
    lurkertype
    Posted June 26, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    Or as it’ll now be called:

    “Siwius Satewite Wadio”.

  6. 6
    jumpedcut
    Posted June 27, 2006 at 7:29 am

    The Apprentice story is awesome. The weekend after the USA soccer team got eliminated from the World Cup is not the best time to force some crappy reality show skit onto soccer fans. Wonder how they’ll edit that to make it look good?

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