Newsgasm: All in the Family Edition

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By m_ruv | Thursday, March 9, 2006 | 1:33 pm | 7 Comments

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  • During an interview on The View, Donald Trump said that he would probably date his own daughter, Ivanka, were she not, um, the seed of his own loins. He noted that she has a “very nice figure,” singling out for recognition her “yuge breasts” and “fifty billion dollar ass.” [MSNBC]
  • Madonna‘s daughter, Lourdes, apparently has at age nine already developed rather high-caliber gaydar—shocker—and has even asked her mother point-blank whether she’s a lesbian. No honey, she’s a tranny—you’ll learn that word soon, I promise. [AP]
  • Bowtied blowhard Raj Bhakta, of The Apprentice‘s second season, is attempting to penetrate the inner sanctum of bowtied-blowhardness—Congress!—as a Republican candidate in Pennsylvania’s 13th District. Ooh I can’t wait for the inevitable confrontation with Maxine Waters. [MSNBC]
  • David Hasselhoff‘s estranged wife has filed a domestic violence complaint against him in an L.A. court. Across the pond, eurotrash by the thousands are rending lycra/poly-blend garments in despair. [AP]
  • And on a lighter note, this is the best work gofugyourself has ever done.

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    Leah3t
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 3:47 pm

    What is wrong with Trump? Haven’t we all learned from Joe Simpson? and the dad on House?

    I wonder what star’s reaction was to that moment on the view. Not enough to ever watch the view. but i wonder.

  2. 2
    jmchez
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    By sheer happenstance, I was watching that episode of The View (I wanted to see more of Ivanka). Yet, I don’tknow what the ladies’ reaction was either, because as soon as I heard him say that he would date Ivanka if she weren’t his daughter, I switched channels.

  3. 3
    dredge
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 7:04 pm

    looks like Ivanka lipo-ed her neck..

  4. 4
    zoobabe
    Posted March 9, 2006 at 7:58 pm

    Hell- I’d expect that kind of comment from Trump. He’s so narcisisstic that of course he wouldn’t realize how totally disturbing that comment is to most of us.

  5. 5
    Jess
    Posted March 10, 2006 at 6:09 am

    OMFG.

    This is **MY** congressional district! HA! Which way will I vote??

  6. 6
    BigTeebo
    Posted March 10, 2006 at 6:18 am

    Ivanka definitely has trump’s cheeks. That’s for sure. I dunno if I could hook up with her. It would be like in some sitcom. Suddenly her head turns into Donald’s, and starts to say mean things.

  7. 7
    AbbyAnn
    Posted March 10, 2006 at 7:22 am

    Leah3T, I had the exact same thought. When you say disgusting things like this about your own daughter, House is gonna make an episode about you. Seriously, what kind of man can even begin to think about his little girl this way?

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