Newsgasm: We Have Liftoff Edition

8 Comments

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   jash
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 11:48 am

   jesus. it looks like she has a perfectly toned ass where her breasts used to be.

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   k-slice
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 12:54 pm

   ^ Haha, that was really funny.

   I love Scarlett Jo!

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   Christy
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 1:28 pm

   eek! That is horrible. These stars have sylists – who in the heck let her out in that dress. Not to mention the fact that she looks as if she’s wearing her mom’s shoes. If you go to the article, you will see a full body picture which shows her shoes and they look to be two sizes too big.

   As for the Letterman article, how did anyone not mention the fact that this woman is clearly insane. If you ask me, she should be psychoanalyzed – cuz she’s nutso!!!

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   Lizardqueen
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 6:14 pm

   Gofugyourself is such good fun. Those ladies are the gold medal winning snarksters. Don’t remember how I found them, but so glad I did. Young Scarlett has some greatest hits that make you wince. This one is classic. I love boobs, but pull ‘em apart a little. Good call jash.

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   British
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 9:47 pm

   Scarlett’s a babe. To think she was such second fiddle in Ghost World. Look who’s laughin now.

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   boondocksaint
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 10:13 pm

   I have to say, I have always had a thing for ol’ Scarlett ever since seeing Ghost World. But damn! Those puppies look like they were filled to raise the Titanic!

   On another note, I can’t help but comment, though that is the worst picture I have ever seen of her, I can’t help but wish my face was pressed between those yiddies (though it would mean almost certain death!!)

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   Fuzzbait
   Posted December 22, 2005 at 11:11 pm

   niiice.
   and way to nail NM–”only in New Mexico” is right!

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   Jen
   Posted December 24, 2005 at 12:10 am

   Scarlett’s boobs: Help us!